Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Dagi]

           

[Katie77]

Subject:  Post Christmas Fitness

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  Exercise Routine

You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.

Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!

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That's enough for the first day. Great job.

Have a Chocolate. 
 
 
 

[Katie77]

FIRST SIGN OF BEING GAY...............

[dot-matrix]

A Blondes Year in Review.

January ~~ Took new scarf back to store as it was too tight.

February ~~ Fired from Pharmacy job for not printing
labels. Hellooo . . . bottles won't fit in the printer.

March ~~Got really excited. Finished jigsaw in 6 months . .
box said "2 to 4 years."

April ~~ Trapped in elevator for hours . . Power went out.

May ~ ~Tried to make Kool-Aid . . wrong instructions . . .
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June ~~ Tried to go water skiing . .couldn't find a lake
with a slope.

July ~ ~Lost breast stroke swimming competition . . learned
later, the other swimmers cheated. They used their arms.

August ~ ~Got locked out of my car in rain storm. Car got
soaked because the soft-top was open.

September ~~ The capital of California is "C" . . isn't it?

October ~~ Hate M & Ms. . .they are so hard to peel.

November ~~ Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. . .instructions
said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.

December ~~ Couldn't call 911 . . ."duh". . . there's no
"eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

[dot-matrix]

Mrs Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in
Dublin when she met Father Flaherty.

The priest said, "Top of the morning to you. Aren't you
Mrs Donovan and didn't I marry you and your husband
two years ago?"

She replied, " Aye, that ye did Father."
The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?"
She replied, "No, Father."

Father Flaherty said, "Well, now, I'm going to Rome next
week and I'll light a candle for you and your husband."
She replied, "On, thank you Father." Then they parted ways.

Some years later, they met again and Fr.Flaherty asked,
"Well, now Mrs Donovan, how are you these days ?"
She replied, "Oh, very well, Father."

The priest then asked, " And tell me, have you been blessed
with any wee ones yet ?"
She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and four
singles - 10 in all."

He then responded, "That's wonderful ! How is your loving
husband?"

She replied, "Oh, He's gone to Rome to blow out your candle !!"

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[TXdoug]

{{{ Kerry }}}

 

[Dagi]

Thanks for making me grin and laugh every day!  I love this thread!

[Kerry]

Thank you kindly, Dagi and Doug. It's good to laugh!