Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

Merry Christmas in OZ !!!!, Kerry

Thank you kindly, Doug! A Merry Christmas to you, too, and all the best for the New Year! 

[Kerry]

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[Kerry]

May peace, joy, love and happiness be yours this Festive Season
and may you know all blessings in 2008.

   Lots of love 

Kerry
Land of Oz

[TXdoug]

Thank you, Kerry, for your Lovely and Festive Christmas greeting  

I wish you, my Special Friend in OZ, Peace, Love and Joy for Christmas 2007
...the birth of the precious baby Jesus again in your heart  

Your friend in Texas USA

Doug
 

[dot-matrix]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.

In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

[Kerry]

[ifyoucantfixit]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.

In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

ouch ouch!!

[Kerry]

Time magazine voted Vladimir Putin as their Person of the Year for 2007.

Guess who they voted as runner-up, in second place?