Kerry's Komedy Klub

[David In Indy]

[southendmd]

This Sunday is the American Football Superbowl.  Apparently, it's very big here.

Someone sent me this:

SUPERBOWL
>
> A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he
> noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the
> other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.
>
> "No," the man replied, "The seat is empty."
>
> "This is incredible," said the first man. "Who in their right  mind would
> have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in
> the world, and not use it?"
>
> The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
> supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This will be the
> first Super bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in
> 1967."
>
> "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
> someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
> seat?"
>
> The man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral.. "

[Katie77]

Subject: : Management lessons
 
> Lesson One:
>
>
>
> An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small Rabbit
> saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit on my ass like you and do
> nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on
> the ground below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox
> appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
>
>
>
> Management Lesson:
>
>
>
> To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high > up.
>
>
>
> ______________________________________________________________
>
> Lesson Two:
>
>
>
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get
> to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the
> energy.'
>
> 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my manure droppings?' Replied
> the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
>
> The turkey pecked at a lump of manure, found it actually gave him
> enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
> after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally
> after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
> Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
>
>
>
> Management Lesson:
>
>
>
> Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
>

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

Look into my eyes . . . look into my eyes . . .
You are getting sleepy . . . sleepy . . .

[Katie77]

SOMETHING EVERYBODY HAS THOUGHT OF AT LEAST ONCE......

[Kerry]

SOMETHING EVERYBODY HAS THOUGHT OF AT LEAST ONCE......

Oh, ain't that the truth. 

[Kerry]