Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Katie77]

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy  a copy of the group picture.
'Just think  how nice it will be to look at it when you are  all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a  lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' 
A small voice at the back of the room  rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's  dead.'   

[Katie77]

A  Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten  Commandments
with her five and six year olds. 
After explaining the commandment to  'honor's thy Father and thy Mother, she asked,
 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to  treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without  missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a  family) answered,
'Thou shall not  kill.'

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[Katie77]

A  Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom  of children while they were drawing. She would  occasionally walk around to see each child's  work.
As she got to one little girl who  was working diligently, she asked what the  drawing was..
The girl replied, 'I'm  drawing God.' 
The  teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what  God looks like.'
Without missing a beat,  or looking up from her drawing, the girl  replied,
'They will in a  minute..'

[Kerry]

And welcome to the Komedy Klub's celebration of

World
Laughter
Day

Sunday May 3

Over the following week, I will be posting my own personal favourite Komedy Klub funnies that have appeared here in the past, so that we can all re-enjoy them anew.

You are very welcome to do the same. Do you have a favourite cartoon or joke that you'd like to share with us all? If so, there'll never be a better time than on World Laughter Day! Perhaps you have a personal favourite cartoon or joke that hasn't yet appeared in the Komedy Klub. Please share it with us!

Prepare yourselves for comedy overload during the next week, everyone!

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