The Studs 'n Spurs Bar & Grill

[injest]

No!! I thot you were referring to those things that stand 18 inches apace holdin up my roof!!

So, then, the spurs are...what? Or who?? Are they those things that jingle and jounce when men walk around or... (I'm afraid to even imagine!!)

 

Lee you are funny!

[Sheriff Roland]

Awright - here's the scoop

studs = hot guys

spurs = what cowboys wear on their boots

studs 'n spurs = hot cowboys

Math was never a hard subject fer me

[Front-Ranger]

It's just that I've had some strange experiences with ordering in restaurants. On my honeymoon, I went into an ancient palacio in Florence and ordered a plate of pomodoro because, well, I liked the way the word sounded. So the waiter delivered...a plate of sliced tomatoes!

Be that as it may, I'm gonna throw caution to the winds and order...the special!! And I'd like a side order of spurs with that, pretty please!!

[injest]

Awright - here's the scoop

studs = hot guys

spurs = what cowboys wear on their boots

studs 'n spurs = hot cowboys

Math was never a hard subject fer me

well sometimes cowGIRLS wear spurs!! How does THAT figure in your calculations??

[Sheriff Roland]

It's just that I've had some strange experiences with ordering in restaurants. On my honeymoon, I went into an ancient palacio in Florence and ordered a plate of pomodoro because, well, I liked the way the word sounded. So the waiter delivered...a plate of sliced tomatoes!

Be that as it may, I'm gonna throw caution to the winds and order...the special!! And I'd like a side order of spurs with that, pretty please!!

AHHHHhhhh

We haven't had a special in a long time!

wanna check out the menu on the first page? - I believe it's the 4th reply (and spurs are not on the menu!  )

[Sheriff Roland]

well sometimes cowGIRLS wear spurs!! How does THAT figure in your calculations??

Simple, they wouldn't be studs 'n spurs

[injest]

AHHHHhhhh

We haven't had a special in a long time!

wanna check out the menu on the first page? - I believe it's the 4th reply (and spurs are not on the menu!  )

what about studs?? can we have a stud? well two...I don't like to share!

[loneleeb3]

Hey Y'all!
I need a big ole piece of chocolate cake and some Ice Cold Milk Please.
It's been a long weekend and I need a treat.

[injest]

Hey Y'all!
I need a big ole piece of chocolate cake and some Ice Cold Milk Please.
It's been a long weekend and I need a treat.

hey!!

*Jess goes and sits at Lee's table!*

ok, ROLAND!! yoo hoo!! serving boy!! that is ONE special for the lovely Lady Lee...two studs one for me, one for her, (you want a stud, Lord Lee??) and chocolate cake for everyone!!

hut hut now!!

[Sheriff Roland]

Hey Y'all!
I need a big ole piece of chocolate cake and some Ice Cold Milk Please.
It's been a long weekend and I need a treat.

Deal with the real customers first - then I'll deal with the rift raft

Here you go bud - milk 'n cake: