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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #110 on: December 12, 2006, 11:08:15 pm »
Q: Did Neiman Marcus consider Lashawn a valuable employee?

A: No, he considered her a good time.

Q: Why was the original BBM script changed?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #111 on: December 13, 2006, 05:23:36 pm »
Q: Why is the collector's DVD a Brokeback Mountain bein released after the Christmas rush?

A: Just in time for Chinese New Year in Taiwan!


Q: Why is Jack responsible for the weather?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #112 on: December 13, 2006, 05:48:02 pm »
Wow - the two of you are creating double trouble!

Well, I'm not daunted!  ;D


Q: Why is Jack responsible for the weather?

A: He must be, the way everyone feels struck by lightning once they see him.....

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Q: Q: Why was the original BBM script changed?

A: Ang Lee thought those numerous scripted nights-in-tent scenes might be considered too repetitive, so asked to have the script changed to include just a couple of them......  :o


Q: Why didn't Jack shave until he reached Aguirre's office trailer?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #113 on: December 13, 2006, 05:52:03 pm »
Q: Why didn't Jack shave until he reached Aguirre's office?

A: He was only pretending to shave (no razor blade) as an excuse to check out the Hot Man that was outside Aguirre's office.

Q: What did Ennis see in heaven?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #114 on: December 13, 2006, 06:15:56 pm »
Q: What did Ennis see in heaven?

A: This:


Q: Why does Junior's eye color change from bright blue to dark brown?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #115 on: December 13, 2006, 07:16:02 pm »
OT: Oh, I love that picture! And it's the *perfect* reply to the question.  :-*

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #116 on: December 13, 2006, 09:49:39 pm »
Q: Why does Junior's eye color change from bright blue to dark brown?

A: So that Alma doesn't suspect Jack's her real mom.

Q: If the mule was a mule, why was he called a Dumb Ass?  ???

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #117 on: December 15, 2006, 03:10:58 pm »
Q: If the mule was a mule, why was he called a Dumb Ass?

A: 'Cause Ennis was so far-sighted that a mule and an ass looked about the same, close up.   :D ::)

Q: Why were pearls Lureen's specially favoured jewels?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #118 on: December 15, 2006, 04:42:51 pm »
Q: Why were pearls Lureen's specially favoured jewels?

A: Hum ... sumthin ta do with ... a distant mem'ry a her husband's family jewels? mebe?  (don't shoot me, it's s'pose ta be funny!)

Q: We know bout Thanksgivin', but how did Lureen & Jack sprend Christmas?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #119 on: December 15, 2006, 05:43:31 pm »
Q: We know bout Thanksgivin', but how did Lureen & Jack sprend Christmas?

A: Well, since husbands neeeeever want to dance with their wives, they sure didn't spend it rockin' around the christmas tree!

Q: Speaking of christmas, what did Santa put in Bobby Twist's stocking?