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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #120 on: December 15, 2006, 06:56:26 pm »
OT: Oh, I love that picture! And it's the *perfect* reply to the question.  :-*

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Q: Speaking of christmas, what did Santa put in Bobby Twist's stocking?

A: A DVD from the movie "Billy Elliot", because boys can dance ballet instead of playing football and grow up to right men.

Q: What didn't Aguirre want to do for the mysterious caller on the phone, not even on his f*in life?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #121 on: December 15, 2006, 07:14:41 pm »
Q: What didn't Aguirre want to do for the mysterious caller on the phone, not even on his f*in life?

A: It was the forest ranger, who wanted to come and "snoop around" his trailer (I know, I am one!!) (and stem the rose--no roses allowed on Brokeback Mountain!)

Q: Why did Monroe have to carve the turkey with an electric carving knife??
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #122 on: December 15, 2006, 07:22:28 pm »
Q: Why did Monroe have to carve the turkey with an electric carving knife??

A: His limp wrists made that kind of utensil enhancement necessary to get the carving done. (Monroe is an anti-stereotype guy too!)

Q: How did Aguirre come by his goat's head hat rack?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #123 on: December 16, 2006, 02:05:00 pm »

Q: How did Aguirre come by his goat's heat hat rack?

A: He received it as an incentive gift when he sealed his pact with the Devil.

Q: Why was Alma so insistent that Ennis's friend from Texas come upstairs and drink a cup of coffee?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #124 on: December 17, 2006, 03:03:38 pm »
Q: Why was Alma so insistent that Ennis's friend from Texas come upstairs and drink a cup of coffee?

A: Well, she *had* spent a lot of effort, mixing just the right quantity of arsenic into the coffee, so it would be a pity if it just went to waste.

Q: What did Carl (the talking boyfriend) mainly talk about?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #125 on: December 18, 2006, 04:28:39 pm »
Q: What did Carl (the talking boyfriend) mainly talk about?

A: About the details and subtleties of calf castrating. He knew it was Cassie's favourite topic.

Q: Why did Monroe drink milk on Thanksgiving (he did!) ?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #126 on: December 18, 2006, 04:47:12 pm »
Q: Why did Monroe drink milk on Thanksgiving (he did!) ?

A: He was practising for his upcoming Riverton Gazette "Got Milk" ad.


Q: Why did Lureen and Jack put a zebra skin rug on their living room floor?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #127 on: December 20, 2006, 06:26:36 am »
Q: Why did Lureen and Jack put a zebra skin rug on their living room floor?

A: Lureen put it, not Jack. she thought it could provoke Jack to have a wildlife matin' scene on it, but the point never came across. 

Q: what did the boys have for meals after coming back from the motel (reunion)?
"Sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it..."

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #128 on: January 16, 2007, 06:32:06 pm »
A: Bangers and mash!!

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Q: Why did Ennis's daddy think rodeo cowboys was all f**kups??

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #129 on: January 16, 2007, 06:54:34 pm »
 

Q: Why did Ennis's daddy think rodeo cowboys was all f**kups??

A: ehh - personal experience? - he'd been "with" a few boys in his youth (isn't bein gay hereditary?)

Q: Why should boys watch football?
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