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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #130 on: January 17, 2007, 12:55:46 am »


Q: Why should boys watch football?

A.  Because football players look so cute in their uniforms.


Q.  Why does Monroe watch figure skating?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #131 on: January 19, 2007, 05:17:02 am »


   Q  why does monroe watch figure skating?


   A  because he heard it is more interesting than sheep skating....but im not sure i would agree..


   Q  Why did ennis like to sit around tying knots all day,,,,,?
 








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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #132 on: January 19, 2007, 02:02:01 pm »

 Q  Why did ennis like to sit around tying knots all day,,,,,?
 
A:  So that he could check out the size of the balls on that dumb-ass mule.


Q:  Why did John C Twist spit into his coffee cup?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #133 on: January 19, 2007, 03:13:04 pm »
Q:  Why did John C Twist spit into his coffee cup?

A:  Because he didn't have to do the dishes.

Q:  Is the Black and Blue Eagle Bar a leather bar?  (courtesy of shakestheground)
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #134 on: January 19, 2007, 03:49:38 pm »
Q: Is the Black and Blue Eagle Bar a leather bar?  (courtesy of shakestheground)

A: No, it's a feather bar!

Q: What will happen if "they" all know about Ennis?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #135 on: January 19, 2007, 06:20:17 pm »

Q: What will happen if "they" all know about Ennis?

A.  They will all fall in love with Ennis too and want to meet him in a tent  because he is so gorgeous and sad.

Q.  Who exactly are "they"?





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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #136 on: January 24, 2007, 02:24:49 am »


      they are the sheep....they are busy making the wooley booley for the song.....dum
dum dum wooley booley

 
      why why do those dumbass mules, always spook  and scatter food all over the
dang mountain?   



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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #137 on: January 26, 2007, 01:20:58 pm »
A: You'd spook too if you come upon a bear that was such a bad actor!!

Q: Why did Michelle ask Jake and Heath to make out offscreen??

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #138 on: January 26, 2007, 09:41:52 pm »
Q: Why did Michelle ask Jake and Heath to make out offscreen??

A. She asked them to make out because she just liked to watch them because they are so damn cute together.

Can't imagine why else.

Q. Why did Heath marry Michelle instead of Jake?





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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #139 on: January 27, 2007, 04:50:11 pm »
Q: Why did Heath marry Michelle instead of Jake?

A: Because he's afraid of dogs.

Q: Why did LaShawn marry Randall?