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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #160 on: April 14, 2010, 02:06:51 pm »


  How many times did they have a romp each day?

  Dunno, but it ewas often enough they had a plaque made for the tent that said, "Romper Room."

  Do eagles eat cooked (by lightnin') sheep?

 

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #161 on: April 18, 2010, 02:39:50 am »




Do eagles eat cooked (by lightnin') sheep?
As long as its not overdone.


Do you prefer to be a talker or a listener?



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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #162 on: May 16, 2013, 08:26:06 am »
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Do you prefer to be a talker or a listener?

Well, Jack was the talker, I'd rather be Jack.

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What smells worse than cat piss?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #163 on: June 01, 2013, 04:59:10 pm »
Q    What smells worse than cat piss?

A    Dog piss - if you ask the cat.

Q   What was Bobby eating at the T'giving dinner?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #164 on: June 09, 2013, 08:32:20 pm »
Q   What was Bobby eating at the T'giving dinner?


a bowl of his mother's anger and bitterness.


why did Ennis want round steak?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #165 on: June 10, 2013, 04:03:05 pm »
Q  why did Ennis want round steak?

A  cause the square ones are too expensive

Q  why did Alma Jr need crayons?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #166 on: June 10, 2013, 06:02:50 pm »
Q  why did Alma Jr need crayons?

Because Ennis couldn't afford finger paint.


Where was Jack's blue parka?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #167 on: June 11, 2013, 04:51:46 pm »
Q  Where was Jack's blue parka?

A  Parked down the road at the parkaing meter.

Q  Why didn't Jack like beans?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #168 on: August 05, 2013, 07:58:49 am »
Q  Why didn't Jack like beans?

They made him sick!  He was "sick of beans!"

Why did the cat piss in the tent?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #169 on: August 17, 2013, 03:42:27 pm »
Q  Why did the cat piss in the tent?

A  Jack had forgotten to bring the litterbox.

Q  What was the supper that was on the stove?

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