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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #180 on: August 26, 2013, 03:45:11 pm »


Q:  Why did Ma Twist like cherry cake?

A: Because on their first date, pa Twist fed her cherries that he had dipped in truffle chocolate. Afterwards they made love infront of the fire place.


Q: Why is the Twist house painted white?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #181 on: August 26, 2013, 04:54:13 pm »
Q: Why is the Twist house painted white?

A  To make the pigeon shit less visible. (there were thousands of pigeons in the house. they all got scared and flew away when we came)

Q  Why was LD such an ass hole?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #182 on: August 26, 2013, 05:43:01 pm »

Q  Why was LD such an ass hole?

A  Because he suffered from Lost D**k Syndrome (it's not exactly ass hole!). And that's how he come to get his initials, too!

Q  When does the wind stop blowing in Wyoming?
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #183 on: September 01, 2013, 04:23:39 pm »
Q  When does the wind stop blowing in Wyoming?

A  When Ennis finally decides to go for the sweet life with Jack.

Q  What does Carl usually talk about?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #184 on: September 01, 2013, 06:36:52 pm »
Q  What does Carl usually talk about?


A:  Hair, make-up, fashion....the usual.

Q:  what was the count of the sheep supposed to be?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #185 on: September 01, 2013, 08:13:52 pm »



Q: what was the count on the sheep supposed to be ?

A: Dunno! Everyone who tried to count 'em fell asleep !

Q: How big was that potato at the start that Jack was concentrating on peeling ? !


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #186 on: September 01, 2013, 11:01:06 pm »
Q: How big was that potato at the start that Jack was concentrating on peeling ? !


A:  About the size of an apple.  ;)

Q:  How many jars of peanuts did Alma Jr. break?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #187 on: September 02, 2013, 03:14:25 pm »
A new player! 

Welcome to this silly and fun game, Suely!   ;D




Q:  How many jars of peanuts did Alma Jr. break?

A   Enough of them to draw Monroe's attention and make him come and volunteer to clean them up.

Q   Why didn't Ennis want to shoot one of them sheep?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #188 on: September 02, 2013, 04:43:01 pm »

Q   Why didn't Ennis want to shoot one of them sheep?
A. Cause he knew people were watching...like they knew


Q. How did Aguirre celebrate Christmas?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #189 on: September 02, 2013, 06:44:58 pm »
A. Cause he knew people were watching...like they knew


Q. How did Aguirre celebrate Christmas?

A: He sold his kids some presents !!


Q: Where did Jack find his blue parka ?