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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #190 on: September 02, 2013, 07:01:02 pm »

Q: Where did Jack find his blue parka ?
In the parkanspot, of course


Q: Who drove the semi truck that brought Ennis to Signal?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #191 on: September 02, 2013, 08:03:22 pm »
Q: Who drove the semi truck that brought Ennis to Signal?


A:  Fate

Q:  Who sold Aguirre the binoculars?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #192 on: September 04, 2013, 05:01:53 pm »


Q:  Who sold Aguirre the binoculars?


A: Alma  !


Q:What would happen if Jack lost the can opener ? !

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #193 on: September 05, 2013, 08:06:23 am »
Q:What would happen if Jack lost the can opener ? !


A:  Well, that's easy.   No more beans!

Q:  Why did Monroe let the girls watch figure skating?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #194 on: September 05, 2013, 05:05:04 pm »
Q:  Why did Monroe let the girls watch figure skating?

A   To keep them busy while he made neverending plans for new and fantastic displays of peanut jars.

Q    Why did Bobby want to watch football instead of eating turkey?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #195 on: September 05, 2013, 05:28:36 pm »
Q    Why did Bobby want to watch football instead of eating turkey?


A:  Because he was gonna be eating that food for the next two weeks.

Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #196 on: September 05, 2013, 05:30:17 pm »

Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #197 on: September 05, 2013, 08:32:32 pm »

A:  Because he was gonna be eating that food for the next two weeks.

Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

huh ?  !

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #198 on: September 06, 2013, 05:13:21 pm »
Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

A   No, the reason is they weren't cold and drunk enough earlier.

Q   When did LaShawn stop talking?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #199 on: April 22, 2016, 08:53:21 pm »
Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

A   No, the reason is they weren't cold and drunk enough earlier.

Q   When did LaShawn stop talking?

She hasn't!

Who was Aguirre talking to on the phnoe?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!