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Offline Arad-3

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2006, 01:41:25 pm »
That last one was so funny  MtBecky!

Q: And just whatever became of Cassie?

A: Cassie went back to the bar and continued to dance. Rumor has it she now has her own cage.

Q;What would Joe Aquirres wife be like?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2006, 04:29:38 pm »
Q: What would Joe Aquirres wife be like?

A: (s)He would be at least 6'4" tall and a big muscular horse-ridin' shepherd who did not stem the rose and let his dogs baby-sit the sheep during working hours. He preferred to fool-around when all the work was done.

Q: How did Cassie meet that cowboy who was with her in the combination bus-station/restaurant?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2006, 05:37:39 pm »
Q: How did Cassie meet that cowboy who was with her in the combination bus-station/restaurant?

A:  Rumor has it, that he was a shoe salesman that tried some 3 inch platform shoes on Cassie followed by an extensive footrubbing, which led to a little slap and tickle in the storeroom!

Q:  Why did Cassie play, "The Devil's Right Hand"  before asking Ennis to dance?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2006, 09:40:12 pm »

Q:  Why did Cassie play, "The Devil's Right Hand"  before asking Ennis to dance?

A:  "The Devil's left hand" was otherwise occupied.

Q:  Why did Fayette Newsome choose to bring 2 boxes of formula as a gift for her new grandson?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2006, 10:08:14 pm »
Q:  Why did Fayette Newsome choose to bring 2 boxes of formula as a gift for her new grandson?

A: Because she thought it would be UDDERly imossible for Lureen to keep her sorority girl figure if Bobby was pullin' her teats.

Q: Why didn't Jack help Ennis put up the tent when they moved to a new camp?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2006, 11:50:09 pm »
Q: Why didn't Jack help Ennis put up the tent when they moved to a new camp?

A:  Because he'd always heard that putting up a tent was a man's job!

     (Forgive me Jack!  I couldn't think of another stupid answer!!) ::)


Q:  Why did Jack and Ennis smoke so much?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2006, 11:56:19 pm »
Q:  Why did Jack and Ennis smoke so much?

A: They tried to cover the stink of “sweat and whiskey, of old carpet and sour hay, saddle leather, shit and cheap soap”.

O: Why did Mr. Twist spit into his coffee cup?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2006, 12:18:02 am »
O: Why did Mr. Twist spit into his coffee cup?

A:  Because, silly, spitting on the floor was rude... in front of company!


Q:  Why didn't the bear run after Ennis?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2006, 01:06:30 am »
Q:  Why didn't the bear run after Ennis?

A:   The bear's gaydar was receiving a wrong signal, why else would anyone miss the oppurtunity of running after a hot fella like Ennis?

Q:   Why did Ennis hate soup?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2006, 03:53:17 am »
Q: Why did Ennis hate soup?

A: It probably reminded him too much of Heinz, his first high school crush.

Q: Why didn’t Jack want any of the hot water?

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