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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #200 on: April 23, 2016, 11:00:55 am »

Who was Aguirre talking to on the phnoe?

A: Hid drug dealer.

Q: Why did the Basque leave the Basque Provinces for Wyoming?






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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #201 on: April 25, 2016, 10:15:47 am »
Q: Why did the Basque leave the Basque Provinces for Wyoming?

'Cause he was roamin' to Wyomin'!

Why put a boot in the fire?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #202 on: April 25, 2016, 12:39:12 pm »

Why put a boot in the fire?

A: A misguided attempt to dry it when it's wet.

Q: Why does Aguirre walk like he'd peed himself?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #203 on: April 26, 2016, 08:43:42 am »
because he did!

Did the squatting sheep ever get to relieve himself?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #204 on: April 26, 2016, 04:51:45 pm »

Did the squatting sheep ever get to relieve himself?

A: Not yet, still waiting (poor sheep)

Q:  Why didn't Ennis have more furniture in the trailer?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #205 on: April 27, 2016, 12:38:12 am »
Q:  Why didn't Ennis have more furniture in the trailer?


A: Because his interior designer told him small rooms appear bigger when sparsely furnished.


Q: Why did the mare throw Jack?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #206 on: April 27, 2016, 08:32:57 am »
Q: Why did the mare throw Jack?

Because he farted in the saddle.


Why did the Basque insist on meeting at the bridge?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #207 on: April 29, 2016, 02:01:59 pm »
Why did the Basque insist on meeting at the bridge?

A: because he was a closeted bridgeophile

Q: what was the names of the dumbass mules?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #208 on: April 29, 2016, 10:14:14 pm »


Q: what was the names of the dumbass mules?


A:  Dumb and Ass


why did Lureen's hair keep getting  blonder?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #209 on: April 30, 2016, 05:22:14 pm »
why did Lureen's hair keep getting  blonder?

A: she was a closeted albino

Q: what was in Bobby's bowl?

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