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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #210 on: May 01, 2016, 03:01:54 pm »
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Quote from: Sason on April 30, 2016, 05:22:14 pm
Q: what was in Bobby's bowl?

gruel.

what is the elevation of Brokeback Mountain
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #211 on: May 01, 2016, 04:22:17 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on May 01, 2016, 03:01:54 pm
what is the elevation of Brokeback Mountain

A: as high as cloud nine

Q: what's the Basque's name?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #212 on: May 02, 2016, 12:46:14 am »
Quote from: Sason on May 01, 2016, 04:22:17 pm
A: as high as cloud nine

Good one!


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Q: what's the Basque's name?

A: David Trimble


Q: Why did the tent not look right?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #213 on: May 02, 2016, 12:31:27 pm »
Quote from: Penthesilea on May 02, 2016, 12:46:14 am
Q: Why did the tent not look right?

because it looked a tad.....feminine.   ;)

Where did the Chilean sheep come from?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #214 on: May 02, 2016, 03:56:04 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on May 02, 2016, 12:31:27 pm
Where did the Chilean sheep come from?

A: Australia

Q: Why was the Basque out of spuds and powdered milk?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #215 on: May 03, 2016, 08:48:57 am »
Quote from: Sason on May 02, 2016, 03:56:04 pm
Q: Why was the Basque out of spuds and powdered milk?

because he had other calls to make, and got to Jack & Ennis last.

why did the tent smell like cat piss?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #216 on: May 03, 2016, 01:01:55 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on May 03, 2016, 08:48:57 am
why did the tent smell like cat piss?

A: because armani had been trying out their latest (not successful) male perfume on it

Q: why did bobby have problems in school?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #217 on: May 03, 2016, 02:53:42 pm »
Quote from: Sason on May 03, 2016, 01:01:55 pm
Q: why did bobby have problems in school?

because he just didn't care

What did the girls think when they saw Jack?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #218 on: May 03, 2016, 05:49:11 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on May 03, 2016, 02:53:42 pm
What did the girls think when they saw Jack?

A: "who the hell is he?"

Q: why did LaShawn never stop talking?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #219 on: May 04, 2016, 08:47:40 am »
Quote from: Sason on May 03, 2016, 05:49:11 pm
Q: why did LaShawn never stop talking?

Her off button was stuck.


Why don't husbands never want to dance with their wives?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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