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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #220 on: May 29, 2016, 02:05:36 pm »
Why don't husbands never want to dance with their wives?

A: because their wives talk too much

Q: why didn't Alma want any more of Ennis' kids?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #221 on: May 31, 2016, 11:44:31 am »


Q: why didn't Alma want any more of Ennis' kids?


A:  because she  wasn't a clown car.


Q:  Why didn't Fayette talk more in the movie?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #222 on: May 31, 2016, 02:13:14 pm »
(what's a clown car?)


Q:  Why didn't Fayette talk more in the movie?

A: Because she had very bad breath. They asked her to keep her mouth shut

Q: Why didn't Lureen breast feed?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #223 on: June 01, 2016, 12:55:13 pm »
(what's a clown car?)


An old circus bit, a car pulls into the ring, and a large amount of clowns comes out of it.


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dES_WYUFPZw[/youtube]



Q: Why didn't Lureen breast feed?

Her breasts were as fake as her hair.


Why did Ennis like lonesome ranches?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #224 on: June 01, 2016, 06:43:20 pm »
Ok, thx.



Why did Ennis like lonesome ranches?


A: No one to interfere with his daydreams about Jack.

Q: Why did Jenny have asthma?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #225 on: June 10, 2016, 12:27:26 pm »
Q: Why did Jenny have asthma?

Second hand smoke



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #226 on: June 10, 2016, 02:50:24 pm »
Good answer!


What's your question?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #227 on: June 13, 2016, 08:59:31 am »
LMAO!

Can't believe I forgot that part!  Sorry.

Why didn't the Del Mar girls have a pet?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #228 on: June 13, 2016, 09:57:16 am »

Why didn't the Del Mar girls have a pet?

A: all their extra money was used for Ennis' horses

Q: why was Aguirre such an asshole?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #229 on: June 14, 2016, 09:48:20 am »

Q: why was Aguirre such an asshole?

I thought he was a whole ass.

why invite your ex to Thanksgiving?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!