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Offline Sason

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #230 on: June 15, 2016, 12:18:10 pm »

why invite your ex to Thanksgiving?

A: because he wouldn't invite you

Q: what kind of food do they serve at the Knife and fork?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #231 on: June 15, 2016, 01:34:32 pm »
Q: what kind of food do they serve at the Knife and fork?

soup.

if you had an extra hand, would you really just wipe a nose with it?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #232 on: June 16, 2016, 01:29:13 pm »
soup.   :laugh:

if you had an extra hand, would you really just wipe a nose with it?

A: nope, I would use it to type on the keyboard and eat simultaneously!

Q: did Ennes ever take the girls to town and give them ice cream like he said?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #233 on: June 17, 2016, 11:46:29 am »
Q: did Ennes ever take the girls to town and give them ice cream like he said?

No....ice cream causes mucous, so more noses to wipe if he did.

Q:  why did you spell Ennis' name with two "E"s?

(runs from Sonja)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #234 on: June 17, 2016, 02:22:09 pm »

Q:  why did you spell Ennis' name with two "E"s?

(runs from Sonja)

A: because my "I" got stuck.   But here it is!!!  *throws "I" at Chuck*

Q: why don't you run faster?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #235 on: June 17, 2016, 03:43:41 pm »
A: because my "I" got stuck.   But here it is!!!  *throws "I" at Chuck*

Q: why don't you run faster?

because I don't need to.

*stops and stands as the "I" passes by*

Why don't you have better aim?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #236 on: June 17, 2016, 03:47:32 pm »
Now, now kids.  Play nice. ;)

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #237 on: June 17, 2016, 04:18:58 pm »

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #238 on: June 17, 2016, 04:21:37 pm »

Why don't you have better aim?

A: because I don't have to. The "I" is hidden at your place, it will surprise you when you least expect it!

Q: are there any zombies on Brokeback Mountain?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #239 on: June 18, 2016, 03:41:34 pm »
Q: are there any zombies on Brokeback Mountain?

Nope, too far from civilization.

why was there ice-dancing on tv on Thanksgiving?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!