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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #240 on: June 18, 2016, 05:23:31 pm »

why was there ice-dancing on tv on Thanksgiving?

A: People need to cool off after all that turkey and family drama.

Q: Is Monroe really as stupid as he seems to be?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #241 on: June 19, 2016, 08:37:42 pm »
Q: Is Monroe really as stupid as he seems to be?


Nope, he's trying to trick Ennis.

Is Monroe good in bed?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #242 on: June 20, 2016, 10:29:29 am »
Is Monroe good in bed?

A: No, he's too busy with his grocery store to have time for sex.

Q: Did Junior and Jenny have a hobby?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #243 on: June 20, 2016, 02:39:08 pm »
Q: Did Junior and Jenny have a hobby?

They followed Daddy's footsteps, and castrate calves.

Did everyone have a cherry cake recipe?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #244 on: June 21, 2016, 03:24:30 pm »
Did everyone have a cherry cake recipe?

A: Nope. Cherry cake recipes are well guarded secrets, only Ma Twist had one.

Q: Who did Lureens hair?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #245 on: June 22, 2016, 02:16:10 pm »
Q: Who did Lureens hair?

Lureen's hair dresser


Who wants to see Brokeback again?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #246 on: June 22, 2016, 04:59:43 pm »
Who wants to see Brokeback again?

A: the brokies, but we're waiting for a special edition.

Q: why is Jack tired of beans?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #247 on: June 23, 2016, 01:39:05 pm »
Q: why is Jack tired of beans?

because he's tired of farts.


Why can't Jack shoot straight?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #248 on: June 23, 2016, 02:03:17 pm »

Why can't Jack shoot straight?

A: because he can't control when the gun's going off

Q: why didn't uncle Harold die after all?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #249 on: June 24, 2016, 10:15:11 am »
Q: why didn't uncle Harold die after all?

he's more stubborn than a mule

Why must Jack be in the family plot?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!