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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #270 on: August 16, 2016, 02:34:36 pm »
What did the happy preacher charge for the service?

A: a promise from Junior to burn that dress!

Q: what did Ennis wear for the wedding?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #271 on: August 17, 2016, 02:36:37 pm »
Q: what did Ennis wear for the wedding?






where did Ennis & Alma honeymoon?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #272 on: August 17, 2016, 03:24:43 pm »
where did Ennis & Alma honeymoon?

A: 




Q: what did Junior's ring look like?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #273 on: August 17, 2016, 04:14:33 pm »
Q: what did Junior's ring look like?






where is the turn in the road that Ennis' parents missed?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #274 on: August 17, 2016, 05:28:37 pm »
where is the turn in the road that Ennis' parents missed?

A:

Here:





Q: why did Ennis piss in the sink?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #275 on: August 18, 2016, 11:45:38 am »
Q: why did Ennis piss in the sink?

the toilet scared him.





who was the best man?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #276 on: August 18, 2016, 03:26:48 pm »
who was the best man?

A: Kurt's best friend



Q: what was the mother of the bride wearing?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #277 on: August 19, 2016, 08:58:48 am »
Q: what was the mother of the bride wearing?




What was Alma's favorite bridal gift?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #278 on: August 19, 2016, 02:34:27 pm »
What was Alma's favorite bridal gift?

A:



She loved this table cloth. Her only regret was that the names and the date were completely wrong.


Q:
What did Jenny sing at the wedding?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #279 on: August 20, 2016, 04:59:19 pm »
Q:
What did Jenny sing at the wedding?


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud7eKyPfW3s[/youtube]



how many calves has Ennis castrated?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!