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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #280 on: August 20, 2016, 05:22:29 pm »
how many calves has Ennis castrated?


A: enough to make him never want to do it again

Q: did Cassie ever go to nursing school?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #281 on: August 20, 2016, 06:15:13 pm »
Nah, she dropped out, and went to bar tending school.


Q:  Did Lureen ever set up a meeting with Bobby's teacher?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #282 on: August 22, 2016, 01:24:53 pm »
Q:  Did Lureen ever set up a meeting with Bobby's teacher?

A: Yes she did, but the teacher was drunk and never showed up.

Q: Why didn't Ennis want the job at the power plant?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #283 on: August 23, 2016, 11:27:20 am »
Q: Why didn't Ennis want the job at the power plant?

he didn't want to be shocked!

who were Alma Jr's and Jenny's favorite figure skaters?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #284 on: August 24, 2016, 10:32:55 am »
who were Alma Jr's and Jenny's favorite figure skaters?

A: the one in the green dress

Q: how come it only took Lureen 3 hours to cook the turkey?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #285 on: August 24, 2016, 10:45:52 am »
Q: how come it only took Lureen 3 hours to cook the turkey?

A: She was already married to him.
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #286 on: August 24, 2016, 01:29:06 pm »
A: She was already married to him.

lol  Ohhh!   you didn't ask a question.


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #287 on: August 24, 2016, 02:05:32 pm »
lol  Ohhh!   you didn't ask a question.

Naw, I couldn't think of one.
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #288 on: August 26, 2016, 10:11:34 pm »
Ok, then I'll ask......



On what grounds did Alma divorce Ennis?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #289 on: August 27, 2016, 03:51:21 pm »
A: She was already married to him.

According to Chuck it's funny, but I don't get it. Does turkey also mean husband?


On what grounds did Alma divorce Ennis?


A: She was tired of the back entry game he was playing with her.

Q: How come Monroe was still not married?

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