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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #290 on: August 27, 2016, 09:32:23 pm »
Q: How come Monroe was still not married?

He was taking advice from  the Supremes.


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #291 on: August 28, 2016, 10:24:46 am »
Any question?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #292 on: August 28, 2016, 06:49:15 pm »
Q:  around the fire, did Ennis & Jack tell ghost stories?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #293 on: September 16, 2016, 09:48:37 am »
Q:  around the fire, did Ennis & Jack tell ghost stories?

A: no, their lives were enough scary already

Q: why was LaShawn such a chatterbox?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #294 on: September 16, 2016, 11:15:10 pm »
Q: why was LaShawn such a chatterbox?


her tongue was hung in the middle, so it could wag at both  ends.


Q:  what  kind  of name is Fayette?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #295 on: September 17, 2016, 11:08:26 am »

Q:  what  kind  of name is Fayette?

A: an ugly name

Q: what's LD's real name?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #296 on: September 18, 2016, 04:22:15 pm »
Q: what's LD's real name?

Long Dong!

Q:  What is KE's real name?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #297 on: September 19, 2016, 02:01:56 pm »

Q:  What is KE's real name?

A: KennEth

Q: Why did Junior quit Troy?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #298 on: September 20, 2016, 09:18:43 am »
Q: Why did Junior quit Troy?

He reminded her to much like her dad.

why does Ennis pee in the sink?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #299 on: September 20, 2016, 11:57:31 am »
He reminded her to much like her dad.

why does Ennis pee in the sink?

Because he doesn't have a pot to piss in.

Why does Jack ride more than bulls instead of rollin' his own?
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