The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game

[vkm91941]

Q: Why didn’t Jack want any of the hot water?

A: because he had already needed to take a cold dip in the river earlier just thinking about Ennis and that hot water!

Q: Why didn't Monroe or the girls hear all that fuss in the kitchen between Alma and Ennis?

[MtBecky]

Q: Why didn't Monroe or the girls hear all that fuss in the kitchen between Alma and Ennis?

A:  They were engrossed in the oh so rivioting, edge of your seat, ice escapades on tv!


Q:  Did Randall and LaShawn have any children?

[TJ]

Q:  Did Randall and LaShawn have any children?

A:  Naw, 'cause she was such a motor mouth that no matter how horny Randall could be her mouth would make him have ED in the bedroom.

Q: Speaking of Randall, why did he want Jack to know about that secluded place and invite him to go there?

[Lumière]

Q: Speaking of Randall, why did he want Jack to know about that secluded place and invite him to go there?

A:  Randall was running a top-secret marijuana operation with Roy Taylor at this 'secluded place', and he thought Jack would make an excellent business partner.

Q:  LaShawn said she never thought she'd end up in a "pokey lil place like Childress".  What was so "pokey" about it?

[MtBecky]

Q:  LaShawn said she never thought she'd end up in a "pokey lil place like Childress".  What was so "pokey" about it?

A:  Cactus, the good people of Childress used cactus for everything...cactus lampposts, parking meters, park benches and even incorporated it into their menus....Cactus soup, Cactus Salad, Cactus A la mode, Flaming Cactus and my personal favorite, Cactus Tar Tar!  Hence the title, a "Pokey Lil' Place"!


Q:  What was Jack's Horse's name? 

[TJ]

Q:  What was Jack's Horse's name? 

A:  Musta been "Giddy Up!" But, Ennis chose one already named "Cigar Butt."

Q: Why would anyone want to put his butt on a cigar butt?   

[Lumière]

Q:  Why would anyone want to put his butt on a cigar butt?

A:  If the cigar butt is in someone's mouth, that might be the incentive. 

Q:  Why did Joe Aguirre think that "ranch stiffs were never no good"?

[vkm91941]

Q:  Why did Joe Aguirre think that "ranch stiffs were never no good"?


A:  Because they were more interested in each other than in him! 



Q: What the hell is a Stud Duck?

[TJ]

Q: What the hell is a Stud Duck?

A: A "stud duck" thinks that he is the alpha male of the water fowl kingdom. That was not actually a stupid question. The movie's Jack's father-in-law called himself "the stud duck;" but, apparently Ennis (in Annie Proulx's narrative) thought Mr. Twist, Sr. acted like one.

Q. What does pointless phrase "the hell" inserted into a question have to do with the actual question? 

[Sheriff Roland]

Tj - you need to treat the question as though it were a stupid question!

What's a stud duck

A: how about "Randy Quaid trying to get $10 000 000 for compensation and a 3 scene job well done!" - How's that? not very funny - but at least trying to be - Hunh?

Oh and it helps if it is somewhat related to BBM!

any other takers for the Stud duck question?