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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #310 on: September 26, 2016, 02:54:31 pm »

Q:  Did Jack and Ennis rename their horses?


A: no, it's considered bad luck

Q: why did it take so long to untangle them chilean sheep?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #311 on: September 26, 2016, 03:50:20 pm »
Q: why did it take so long to untangle them chilean sheep?

A: Because the sheep didn't want to be untangled.

Q: Why should you stick your boot in the fire when you sit next to a campfire?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #312 on: September 26, 2016, 06:50:34 pm »
It helps keep the feet warm!


Q:  how many dogs were up on the mountain?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #313 on: September 30, 2016, 03:35:11 pm »
Q:  how many dogs were up on the mountain?

A: as many as they brought up with them

Q: what happened to the dead sheep after Ennis found it?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #314 on: October 01, 2016, 03:47:41 pm »
it went to sheep Heaven


what happened to the food the mules scattered  everywhere?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #315 on: October 01, 2016, 03:53:37 pm »
what happened to the food the mules scattered  everywhere?

A: the bear ate it

Q: where did Aguirre buy the binoculars?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #316 on: October 02, 2016, 10:48:41 pm »
the peeping tom shop!


Q:  why was it cherry cake?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #317 on: October 03, 2016, 03:33:52 pm »
Q:  why was it cherry cake?

A: Because Mrs. Twist was all out of Mincemeat.

Q: Why did they stack all those glass jars in the condiments aisle like a pyramid for?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #318 on: October 03, 2016, 10:52:38 pm »
to recreate the fall of the Egyptian empire!

Q:  how long does it take to castrate a calf?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #319 on: October 11, 2016, 04:34:36 pm »
Q:  how long does it take to castrate a calf?

A: a couple of days, including herding it to where it's happening

Q: why did Cassie want to dance with Ennis?

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