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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #320 on: October 12, 2016, 10:00:18 am »
to see  his moves

Q:  where were Ennis' moves?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #321 on: October 14, 2016, 01:25:43 pm »
Q:  where were Ennis' moves?

A: he didn't have any

Q: did Ennis and Cassie ever have sex?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #322 on: October 18, 2016, 01:57:05 pm »
of course!  She didn't stay because of his conversation skills!

Q:  did Jack really flatten his harmonica?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #323 on: October 21, 2016, 05:05:41 pm »
Q:  did Jack really flatten his harmonica?

A: no, he just used it as an excuse for his lousy music

Q: why did the pup tent smell like cat piss? shouldn't it smell like pup piss?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #324 on: April 20, 2017, 12:29:07 am »
Q: why did the pup tent smell like cat piss? shouldn't it smell like pup piss?

A: Because last year Jack tried his luck with a little kitty instead of a puppy. Didn't work out...

Q: How is a place "Ennis, TX" related to the movie?????? Does the real Ennis live there?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #325 on: April 20, 2017, 08:24:41 pm »
Q: How is a place "Ennis, TX" related to the movie?????? Does the real Ennis live there?

A:  After Jack's death, Ennis founded the town as a place for lonely cowboys to go.

Q:  How did the lightning kill so many sheep?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #326 on: April 23, 2017, 08:14:10 pm »
Q:  How did the lightning kill so many sheep?

A: Because the evil Old Twist - living in Lightning Flat - can control the weather and he was totally pissed with Jack getting a job somewhere else.

Q: Why does Alma Jr. wear rubber boots at home?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #327 on: April 23, 2017, 09:59:51 pm »
Q: Why does Alma Jr. wear rubber boots at home?

Because mama  is so busy mopping up after Ennis, she needs them to keep her feet dry!


Why was Junior and Jenny watching figure skating at Thanksgiving?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #328 on: April 24, 2017, 03:56:14 am »
Why was Junior and Jenny watching figure skating at Thanksgiving?

A: Because it's Monroe's favorite sports.

Q: Did Alma Jr drink and drive???

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #329 on: April 24, 2017, 09:26:09 pm »
Q: Did Alma Jr drink and drive???

No, because Alma Sr. drove her to drink!


Did anyone ever find the food the mule threw?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!