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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #330 on: April 25, 2017, 08:15:38 pm »
Did anyone ever find the food the mule threw?

A: Yup, the bear!

Q: What did Jack put into the beans for Ennis to enjoy them so much? (Ennis: "Mmm..")

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #331 on: April 26, 2017, 08:17:25 pm »
Q: What did Jack put into the beans for Ennis to enjoy them so much? (Ennis: "Mmm..")

A:  His love!  :laugh:

Q:  why did Alma Jr. need more  crayons?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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« Reply #332 on: April 27, 2017, 02:57:56 am »
Q:  why did Alma Jr. need more  crayons?

A: She had to paint that beach while Ennis was waiting for Jack!

Q: So, where did Ennis run off after receiving Jack's first postcard??

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #333 on: April 27, 2017, 05:46:56 pm »
Q: So, where did Ennis run off after receiving Jack's first postcard??

A:  To the drug store for lube.   After 4 years, he didn't want to rely on spit.

Q:  Why didn't the guys wear sneakers?  Why always boots?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #334 on: May 01, 2017, 03:51:15 am »
Q:  Why didn't the guys wear sneakers?  Why always boots?

A: Pff, cause they're REAL cowboys?? Anyway, guess Ennis could not afford any anyway.... I mean, look at his brown jacket - he's wearing it for 15 years at least! Besides, they are stuck in Brokeback days - it's all they've got! Bet they would look the same even in 2017.

Q: Why was Ennis wearing that brown jacket for at least 15 years?  8)

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« Reply #335 on: May 01, 2017, 07:14:00 pm »
Q: Why was Ennis wearing that brown jacket for at least 15 years?  8)

A:  He doesn't follow fashion trends.


Q:  Where was Jack's parka?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #336 on: May 01, 2017, 08:06:39 pm »
Q:  Where was Jack's parka?

A: I'm hundred percent positive Ennis took it because he loved Jack so much. He took it home and put it inside his brown jacket that he had more than 15 years because he doesn't follow fashion trends and he carefully worked the sleeves down inside his' jackets' - the pair like two skins, one inside the other, two in one. He was so proud of himself for having that idea, nobody else could ever pulled off such a thing.

Errr....  ::)

Q: What in heaven was Jack doing in the tent before Ennis came over to cuddle??  ;D

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« Reply #337 on: May 02, 2017, 06:11:26 pm »
Q: What in heaven was Jack doing in the tent before Ennis came over to cuddle??  ;D

A:  You don't wanna know!


Q:  Did Bobby ever get a tutor?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #338 on: May 09, 2017, 12:42:07 am »
A:  You don't wanna know!

Hey, CellarDweller, you're not playing nice tse-tse. I could also reply with "Good question, i wonder!" every time :D. That one above is a nice example of a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

Do you want to try again?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #339 on: May 09, 2017, 05:43:06 pm »
Hey, CellarDweller, you're not playing nice tse-tse. I could also reply with "Good question, i wonder!" every time :D. That one above is a nice example of a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

Do you want to try again?

::)



A:  He was having a satisfactory time, satisfying himself!


Q:  Did Bobby ever get a tutor?



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!