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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #360 on: October 09, 2018, 02:16:23 pm »
Q.  Does Junior use crayons for her make-up?


A. No, her mama never bought her any after she pushed over all those jars.


Q. Why did Ennis tuck down his shirt before he ran down the stairs to meet Jack?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #361 on: October 09, 2018, 07:07:49 pm »
Q. Why did Ennis tuck down his shirt before he ran down the stairs to meet Jack?


A.  He didn't want to trip over the tail!

Q.  Wasn't Bobby young to drive the tractor?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #362 on: October 10, 2018, 03:29:23 pm »

Q.  Wasn't Bobby young to drive the tractor?


A. It's America, where cars are holy and even young kids are allowed to drive.

Q. How come Jack can't open a can properly?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #363 on: October 10, 2018, 06:27:43 pm »
Q. How come Jack can't open a can properly?


A.  He likes to use his hands for other things!


Q.  What does Jack keep under his hat?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #364 on: February 18, 2019, 04:53:57 pm »


Q.  What does Jack keep under his hat?


A. His head

Q. Why did L D want the car back by midnight?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #365 on: February 19, 2019, 06:58:00 am »
Q. Why did L D want the car back by midnight?

A.  He didn't want it to turn into a pumpkin


Q. Did Ennis really fly through the air?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #366 on: February 19, 2019, 04:49:54 pm »

Q. Did Ennis really fly through the air?

A. Oh yes. With a little help from whisky and pot.

Q. Why are there no kitties in the movie?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #367 on: February 21, 2019, 08:53:01 pm »
Q. Why are there no kitties in the movie?

A.  Because Ennis and Jack didn't like pussy cats!

Q.  Did they have condiments up on Brokeback?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #368 on: February 22, 2019, 07:27:42 pm »

Q.  Did they have condiments up on Brokeback?

A. Condiment - schmondiment. They had each other, isn't that good enough?!

Q. Did Ennis have grandkids?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #369 on: February 25, 2019, 01:31:54 pm »
Q. Did Ennis have grandkids?

A.  Since Jr. was never pregnant, I would say 'no'.

Q.  Will Jack ever be the 'stud duck'?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!