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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #370 on: February 25, 2019, 05:14:23 pm »

Q.  Will Jack ever be the 'stud duck'?

A. Quack quack.

Q. Why did Ennis tell Alma they were fishin buddies?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #371 on: February 27, 2019, 11:03:33 pm »
Q. Why did Ennis tell Alma they were fishin buddies?

A.  Because "Butt buddies" was too graphic.

Q.  What did Alma think when she first opened that apartment door?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #372 on: February 28, 2019, 04:33:24 pm »

Q.  What did Alma think when she first opened that apartment door?

A. "Why is Ennis biting his friend in the face?"

Q. Why did Monroe use an electric knife for the turkey?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #373 on: March 02, 2019, 04:32:30 pm »
Q. Why did Monroe use an electric knife for the turkey?

A.  Because Alma cooked it to death!

Q.  Why was the family watching figure skating after the meal?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #374 on: March 02, 2019, 05:58:28 pm »

Q.  Why was the family watching figure skating after the meal?

A. Because they were too full to go skating themselves.

Q. Why didn't Monroe do the dishes?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #375 on: March 03, 2019, 07:35:57 pm »
Q. Why didn't Monroe do the dishes?

A.  It was the 70s, men didn't do dishes then!

Q.  Was Randall a top or bottom?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #376 on: March 04, 2019, 05:35:51 pm »

Q.  Was Randall a top or bottom?


A. His favourite position was in the middle, but he seldom got to do that.

Q. How many men had Randall invited to Lake Kemp before Jack?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #377 on: March 05, 2019, 06:58:52 pm »
Q. How many men had Randall invited to Lake Kemp before Jack?

A.  Let's just say it wasn't his first time at the rodeo.

Q.  Whatever happened to the basque?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!