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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #380 on: May 06, 2019, 05:33:40 pm »

Q.  Are Bettermost Beans near the condiment aisle?

A. Nope, they only exist up on the mountain.

Q. Why was the Basque out of spuds and milk powder?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #381 on: May 06, 2019, 06:17:17 pm »
Q. Why was the Basque out of spuds and milk powder?

A.  He gave his wife a special "spa" bath.

Q.  Did Ennis really come upon a bear,  or was it bigfoot?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #382 on: May 07, 2019, 06:02:42 pm »

Q.  Did Ennis really come upon a bear,  or was it bigfoot?

A. Of course he came upon a bear! He really had to contain himself to stay faithful to Jack!

Q. How come it only took Lureen 3 hours to cook t-giving dinner?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #383 on: May 09, 2019, 08:50:49 pm »
Q. How come it only took Lureen 3 hours to cook t-giving dinner?

A.  Because she catered part of it.

Q.  Why doesn't Fayette say more?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #384 on: May 10, 2019, 03:00:16 pm »
Q.  Why doesn't Fayette say more?


A. Because she has bad breath and is afraid to open her mouth

Q. Why does Bobby eat something other than turkey?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #385 on: May 11, 2019, 10:34:57 pm »
Q. Why does Bobby eat something other than turkey?

A.  Because Bobby can't live on turkey alone!

Q.  Why are soup boxes hard to pack?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #386 on: May 13, 2019, 04:20:34 pm »

Q.  Why are soup boxes hard to pack?

A. Coz the soup will leak when the dumbass mules run off

Q. Why didn't Jack catch the car keys that L D threw at him?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #387 on: May 15, 2019, 08:06:41 pm »
Q. Why didn't Jack catch the car keys that L D threw at him?

A.  He didn't want to touch ANYTHING that belonged to LD.

Q.  Why was the jolly minister so jolly?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #388 on: May 16, 2019, 06:21:13 pm »
Q.  Why was the jolly minister so jolly?


A. He had tried being gay, jocund, jovial, merry and mirthful; but found that jolly suited him best.

Q. Why is the name of the mountain Brokeback?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #389 on: May 19, 2019, 09:06:28 pm »
Q. Why is the name of the mountain Brokeback?

A.  Jack and  Ennis weren't the first cowboy couple up there, and there were injuries.

Q.  How many peanuts were on the floor after Alma Jr. knocked them over?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!