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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #390 on: May 19, 2019, 09:31:55 pm »
Q.  Are Bettermost Beans near the condiment aisle?

No, they are an entrée!

Q. What actually was the Pentacost?
Too much to do. . .I don't have time to get old!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #391 on: May 20, 2019, 05:07:56 pm »
Q.  How many peanuts were on the floor after Alma Jr. knocked them over?

A. Exactly 13 498 peanuts. 174 of them had split into halves.

Q. Why did Lureen die her hair?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #392 on: May 21, 2019, 05:52:05 pm »
Q. Why did Lureen die her hair?

A.  Because blondes have more fun!

Q.  Did Jack ever sell any farm equipment?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #393 on: May 22, 2019, 02:00:01 pm »
Q.  Did Jack ever sell any farm equipment?

A. Sure, he sold a spade once!

Q. Did Kurt and Junior stay together?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #394 on: May 22, 2019, 08:43:27 pm »
Q. Did Kurt and Junior stay together?

A.  Sure!

Q.  What did Munroe and Alma name the baby?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #395 on: May 23, 2019, 02:27:17 pm »

Q.  What did Munroe and Alma name the baby?

A. Almoe, a combo of their names.

Q. How many smokes did Alma find in Ennis's top pocket?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #396 on: May 23, 2019, 08:24:50 pm »
Q. How many smokes did Alma find in Ennis's top pocket?

A.  None!  He gave them all to Jack!

Q.  What else did Ennis give Jack?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #397 on: May 24, 2019, 06:04:22 pm »

Q.  What else did Ennis give Jack?

A. His heart, such as it was

Q. Why did Junior need crayons all of a sudden?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #398 on: May 25, 2019, 02:33:16 pm »
Q. Why did Junior need crayons all of a sudden?

A.  She had a SERIOUS need to color!

Q.  What kind of car was Jr. driving at the end of the movie?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #399 on: May 25, 2019, 03:09:25 pm »
Q.  What kind of car was Jr. driving at the end of the movie?

A. The kind with four wheels under it and one inside of it.

Q. Why didn't Ennis want to go someplace warmer with Jack?

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