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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #400 on: May 28, 2019, 09:12:51 pm »
Q. Why didn't Ennis want to go someplace warmer with Jack?

A.  No A/C in  the tent!

Q.  Why doesn't Jack like the cold?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #401 on: May 29, 2019, 04:42:23 pm »

Q.  Why doesn't Jack like the cold?

A. Coz he's freezing his ass off, and that takes away from the fun of being with Ennis.

Q. Why didn't Ennis want no cherry cake?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #402 on: May 30, 2019, 09:23:44 pm »
Q. Why didn't Ennis want no cherry cake?

A.  He's allergic to cherry.

Q.  Why didn't Ma Twist make an apple  pie?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #403 on: June 02, 2019, 03:57:14 pm »
Q.  Why didn't Ma Twist make an apple  pie?

A. Apples reminded her of a bigass coyote's balls

Q. Why was OMT so mean?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #404 on: June 04, 2019, 08:54:43 pm »
Q. Why was OMT so mean?

A.  Because he never found his own Ennis.

Q.  Who did Lureen's hair?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #405 on: June 07, 2019, 04:57:36 pm »

Q.  Who did Lureen's hair?


A. L D. It was their own little secret. L D always regretted that he didn't become a ladie's hairdresser in his youth.

Q. What did the cowboy who saw Ennis throw up think?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #406 on: June 08, 2019, 02:58:09 pm »
Q. What did the cowboy who saw Ennis throw up think?

A.  That Ennis had drunk too much recently.

Q.  If Jack let Bobby drive farm equipment, did he let him drive cars?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #407 on: June 10, 2019, 05:01:08 pm »

Q.  If Jack let Bobby drive farm equipment, did he let him drive cars?

A. Nope, too easy. Farm equipment was more of a challenge to him.

Q. Why did the Basque leave the Basque Provinces for America?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #408 on: June 16, 2019, 10:33:22 am »
Q. Why did the Basque leave the Basque Provinces for America?

A.  It was his dream to dole out supplies to gay cowboys.

Q. What did Monroe and Alma name their baby?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #409 on: June 26, 2019, 06:05:33 pm »

Q. What did Monroe and Alma name their baby?

A. They made up the name Almo.

Q. Did they have more children?

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