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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #410 on: June 26, 2019, 09:03:10 pm »
Q. Did they have more children?

A.  If they did, they kept it hidden!

Q.  What was Alma Jr.'s and Kurt's wedding song?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #411 on: June 27, 2019, 06:47:44 pm »

Q.  What was Alma Jr.'s and Kurt's wedding song?

A. Itsy bitsy spider

Q. Did Junior and Kurt have any kitties?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #412 on: July 01, 2019, 09:27:22 pm »
Q. Did Junior and Kurt have any kitties?

A.  No, you can't herd cats.

Q.  Did Lureen have a lifetime supply of calculate paper?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #413 on: July 15, 2019, 05:14:35 pm »

Q.  Did Lureen have a lifetime supply of calculate paper?

A. Oh no, she bought a new packet every week.

Q. Was The Knife and Fork a good restaurant?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #414 on: July 15, 2019, 05:32:39 pm »
Q. Was The Knife and Fork a good restaurant?

A.  Depends on what you mean by "good".

Q.  what happens at the church social?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #415 on: July 16, 2019, 01:24:44 pm »

Q.  what happens at the church social?

A. You know what happens!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o  I'm glad our English friend has survived so far!!!

Q. Why isn't Junior seeing Troy any more?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #416 on: July 17, 2019, 05:19:59 pm »
Q. Why isn't Junior seeing Troy any more?

A.  Because Troy's been to Brokeback!

Q.  Why did Jr. want to marry Kurt?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #417 on: July 20, 2019, 04:31:56 pm »

Q.  Why did Jr. want to marry Kurt?

A. Coz he had a nice car!

Q. Why did Junior need crayons?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #418 on: July 22, 2019, 07:38:53 pm »
Q. Why did Junior need crayons?

A.  Because she was in a serious mood!

Q.  Does that answer mean that Alma Jr.'s middle name was Katherine?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #419 on: July 25, 2019, 07:01:14 pm »

Q.  Does that answer mean that Alma Jr.'s middle name was Katherine?

A. No, her middle name was Ennisine

Q. Who gave Lureen the turquise necklace she's wearing at t-giving?

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