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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #420 on: July 26, 2019, 07:16:05 pm »
Q. Who gave Lureen the turquise necklace she's wearing at t-giving?

A.  An old Native American hunter, named Chief Runs FromBrokeback.

Q.  What was the name of Munroe's store?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #421 on: July 29, 2019, 04:00:45 pm »
Q.  What was the name of Munroe's store?

A. "Munroe and his excellent groceries"

Q. Did Monroe know how to go about things in the bedroom, or did Alma have to teach him?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #422 on: July 31, 2019, 05:49:55 pm »
Q. Did Monroe know how to go about things in the bedroom, or did Alma have to teach him?

A.  She had to teach him, that's why she looked so pissy at the Thanksgiving table.

Q.  Was Jenny mute?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #423 on: August 01, 2019, 04:36:41 pm »

Q.  Was Jenny mute?

A. Between her asthma spells and her singing, she couldn't say much.

Q. What would Lureen's mating call have sounded like?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #424 on: August 03, 2019, 05:27:05 pm »
Q. What would Lureen's mating call have sounded like?

A.   


Q.  Would Jack have responded?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #425 on: August 04, 2019, 01:56:08 pm »

Q.  Would Jack have responded?

A. 




Q. What did Monroe do with all the broken peanut jars?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #426 on: August 05, 2019, 10:40:18 am »
Q. What did Monroe do with all the broken peanut jars?

A.  He strung them up and turned them into wind chimes.

Q.  Just how many sheep did the guys take up on Brokeback?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #427 on: August 05, 2019, 04:53:06 pm »
Q.  Just how many sheep did the guys take up on Brokeback?

A. More than they brought down.

Q. What was the name of Ennis' first grandchild?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #428 on: August 06, 2019, 03:53:24 pm »
Q. What was the name of Ennis' first grandchild?

A.  Alma Jr. Jr.

Q.  Did Alma and Lureen ever meet?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #429 on: August 06, 2019, 05:33:08 pm »

Q.  Did Alma and Lureen ever meet?

A. Yes. After Monroe died, Alma and Lureen went camping and fishing together.

Q. What was the cause of Monroe's death?

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