Author Topic: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game (Read 474046 times)

CellarDweller · « **Reply #430 on:** August 07, 2019, 11:40:18 am »

Q. What was the cause of Monroe's death?

A. Shock when Ennis hit on him.

Q. Was Jack really "nasty"?

Sason · « **Reply #431 on:** August 09, 2019, 04:48:54 pm »

Q. Was Jack really "nasty"?

A. No, he was more like "nesty", meaning he wanted to build a cozy nest with Ennis.

B. How come Jenny had asthma?

CellarDweller · « **Reply #432 on:** February 14, 2021, 04:14:01 pm »

A. 'cause of Ennis' second hand smoke.

Q. what did Ennis think a 'condiment' was?

Sason · « **Reply #433 on:** February 14, 2021, 04:23:29 pm »

Q. what did Ennis think a 'condiment' was?

A. He thought it was a French word for condom. Obviously he didn't want Alma to get any.

Q. Why didn't Ennis want any cherry cake?

CellarDweller · « **Reply #434 on:** February 14, 2021, 05:57:06 pm »

A. He figured his cherry was long gone, years ago, so why try to get it back through a pie?

Q. Did Alma Jr. ever get her crayons?

Sason · « **Reply #435 on:** February 15, 2021, 03:59:21 pm »

Q. Did Alma Jr. ever get her crayons?

A. Sadly not

poor child. Years later she had to see a shrink to work through the crayon trauma of her childhood.

Q. Why didn't Ennis and Alma have a cat?

CellarDweller · « **Reply #436 on:** February 15, 2021, 09:43:52 pm »

A. Because Ennis didn't want nuthin' to do with pussy.

Q. Did Bobby really need to eat that food for the next two weeks?

Sason · « **Reply #437 on:** February 16, 2021, 04:11:18 pm »

Q. Did Bobby really need to eat that food for the next two weeks?

A. No. LD took him out for football and hamburgers to make a man out of him.

Q. Did Lureen remarry after Jack died?

CellarDweller · « **Reply #438 on:** February 16, 2021, 10:29:27 pm »

A. No, no man would accept those purple chairs in her home.

Q. Where did she get those chairs?

Sason · « **Reply #439 on:** February 17, 2021, 04:16:53 pm »

Q. Where did she get those chairs?

A. She had them custom made, as a birthday gift for Jack.

Q. Did Jack and Randall ever go to Lake Kemp together?

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