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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #430 on: August 07, 2019, 11:40:18 am »
Q. What was the cause of Monroe's death?

A.  Shock when Ennis hit on him.

Q.  Was Jack really "nasty"?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #431 on: August 09, 2019, 04:48:54 pm »
Q.  Was Jack really "nasty"?

A. No, he was more like "nesty", meaning he wanted to build a cozy nest with Ennis.

B. How come Jenny had asthma?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #432 on: February 14, 2021, 04:14:01 pm »
A.  'cause of Ennis' second hand smoke.

Q.  what did Ennis think a 'condiment' was?



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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #433 on: February 14, 2021, 04:23:29 pm »

Q.  what did Ennis think a 'condiment' was?

A. He thought it was a French word for condom. Obviously he didn't want Alma to get any.

Q. Why didn't Ennis want any cherry cake?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #434 on: February 14, 2021, 05:57:06 pm »
A.  He figured his cherry was long gone, years ago, so why try to get it back through a pie?

Q.  Did Alma Jr. ever get her crayons?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #435 on: February 15, 2021, 03:59:21 pm »

Q.  Did Alma Jr. ever get her crayons?

A. Sadly not  :'( poor child. Years later she had to see a shrink to work through the crayon trauma of her childhood.

Q. Why didn't Ennis and Alma have a cat?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #436 on: February 15, 2021, 09:43:52 pm »
A.  Because Ennis didn't want nuthin' to do with pussy.

Q.  Did Bobby really need to eat that food for the next two weeks?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #437 on: February 16, 2021, 04:11:18 pm »

Q.  Did Bobby really need to eat that food for the next two weeks?

A. No. LD took him out for football and hamburgers to make a man out of him.

Q. Did Lureen remarry after Jack died?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #438 on: February 16, 2021, 10:29:27 pm »
A.  No,  no man would accept those purple chairs in her home.

Q.  Where did she get those chairs?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #439 on: February 17, 2021, 04:16:53 pm »

Q.  Where did she get those chairs?

A. She had them custom made, as a birthday gift for Jack.

Q. Did Jack and Randall ever go to Lake Kemp together?

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