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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #470 on: March 09, 2021, 06:48:16 pm »
Q. How did Junior and Kurt meet?

A.  Hiking on Brokeback

Q.  What happened when they met?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #471 on: March 10, 2021, 05:54:07 pm »

Q.  What happened when they met?

A. They were both walking around, looking down, trying to find a Chinese seal that had been lost. They simply bumped into each other, head against head.


Q. Who lost a Chinese seal on Brokeback?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #472 on: March 10, 2021, 09:11:22 pm »
Q. Who lost a Chinese seal on Brokeback?

A.  An ancient ruler.

Q.  Why was a Chinese seal on Brokeback?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #473 on: March 11, 2021, 04:54:48 pm »

Q.  Why was a Chinese seal on Brokeback?

A. Because an ancient ruler lost it there.

Q. Why was the ancient ruler up on Brokeback?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #474 on: March 11, 2021, 09:23:52 pm »
Q. Why was the ancient ruler up on Brokeback?

A.  He was on a fishin' trip.

Q.  Did Ennis and Jack eat that whole elk?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #475 on: March 13, 2021, 04:59:00 pm »

Q.  Did Ennis and Jack eat that whole elk?

A. Yup, meat, bones, antlers, hooves, everything. They were starved, due to now powdered milk or spuds.

Q. Why is Jack the only combine salesman they've got?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #476 on: March 14, 2021, 09:54:37 pm »
Q. Why is Jack the only combine salesman they've got?

A.  Because they had limited numbers of combines.

Q.  Why was Jack such a poor shot?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #477 on: March 15, 2021, 05:23:48 pm »

Q.  Why was Jack such a poor shot?

A. Because he had poured too many shots.

Q. Who bleached Lureen's hair?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #478 on: March 16, 2021, 05:18:32 pm »
Q. Who bleached Lureen's hair?

A.  She did it herself.  That's why it looks the way it does.

Q.  Did Ennis ever replace the shirt that Jack took?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #479 on: March 17, 2021, 04:53:54 pm »

Q.  Did Ennis ever replace the shirt that Jack took?


A. No, he just had to go without a shirt half of the time.

Q. Why was Aguierre out of powdered milk and spuds?



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