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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #480 on: March 18, 2021, 10:08:49 pm »
Q. Why was Aguierre out of powdered milk and spuds?

A.  He used them in place of body powder.

Q.  How many sheep came down from Brokeback?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #481 on: March 19, 2021, 03:19:35 pm »

Q.  How many sheep came down from Brokeback?

A. One less that should have come down.

Q. Why did Ennis's transmission go on the pickup?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #482 on: March 20, 2021, 10:15:47 am »
Q. Why did Ennis's transmission go on the pickup?

A.  To give Jack and Ennis more difficulties.

Q.  How far did Ennis walk go get home after Jack drove off?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #483 on: March 23, 2021, 03:43:29 pm »

Q.  How far did Ennis walk go get home after Jack drove off?

A. Not far, he got another lift with a truck.

Q. Who did Jack sheepherd with the year before?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #484 on: March 23, 2021, 09:36:37 pm »
Q. Who did Jack sheepherd with the year before?

A.  Carlos El Amante Del Hombre

Q.  What happened to the guy at the fireworks show that Ennis punched?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #485 on: March 25, 2021, 01:39:26 pm »

Q.  What happened to the guy at the fireworks show that Ennis punched?

A. The punch was an eye opener for him. He decided to rectify his sorry life, stop being an asshole, stop drinking, start studying and then became a Buddist monk.

Q. What was the Basque's name?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #486 on: March 27, 2021, 09:53:27 pm »
Q. What was the Basque's name?

A.  Phil

Q.  Did Ennis and Alma ever talk after the Thanksgiving blow-up?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #487 on: March 28, 2021, 02:12:59 pm »

Q.  Did Ennis and Alma ever talk after the Thanksgiving blow-up?

A. Oh yes, they had a Xmas blow-up that very same year.


Q. What kind of flowers did Junior have in her wedding bouquet?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #488 on: March 30, 2021, 10:24:54 pm »
Q. What kind of flowers did Junior have in her wedding bouquet?

A.  Tulips, because she knew where Ennis put his two lips!

Q.  Who caught the bouquet?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #489 on: March 31, 2021, 04:59:00 pm »

Q.  Who caught the bouquet?

A. Alma did, but she was already married.


Q. Why did Randall marry babblemouth LaShawn?

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