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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #490 on: March 31, 2021, 06:09:57 pm »
Q. Why did Randall marry babblemouth LaShawn?

A.  Because he didn't appreciate the sounds of silence.

Q.  How much wire has Randall used on the truck?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #491 on: April 01, 2021, 04:58:02 pm »

Q.  How much wire has Randall used on the truck?

A. Enough to fix it for now.

Q. What did Monroe really think of Ennis?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #492 on: April 03, 2021, 10:54:24 pm »
Q. What did Monroe really think of Ennis?

A. He didn't think of Ennis.

Q.  Did Jack know what condiments were?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #493 on: April 04, 2021, 04:43:34 pm »

Q.  Did Jack know what condiments were?

A. No, he thought they were the same as french letters.

Q. Why did those men in LD's showroom call Jack a pissant?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #494 on: April 05, 2021, 06:00:16 pm »
Q. Why did those men in LD's showroom call Jack a pissant?

A.  They've actually been misheard.  They enjoyed Jack's sense of humor, and called him a pisser.

Q.  Would you rather snuggle with Jack or Ennis?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #495 on: April 05, 2021, 08:48:55 pm »
Q.  Would you rather snuggle with Jack or Ennis?

A. I'd like to be the meat in the sandwich.

Q. What happened to Jack's parka?
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #496 on: April 06, 2021, 03:35:12 pm »

Q. What happened to Jack's parka?

A. Bobby had stolen and sold it, he wanted to pay a tutor since his parents apparently didn't care enough to do it.

Q. What was the difference between the Chilean sheep and Aguirre's?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #497 on: April 07, 2021, 04:01:44 pm »
Q. What was the difference between the Chilean sheep and Aguirre's?

A.  Chilean sheep are 'easy'.

Q.  What was the count of the sheep?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #498 on: April 08, 2021, 03:14:35 pm »

Q.  What was the count of the sheep?

A. Less than Aguirre had expected.

Q. Why are soup boxes hard to pack?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #499 on: April 09, 2021, 11:26:45 pm »
Q. Why are soup boxes hard to pack?

A.  Too many corners.

Q.  How many cats pissed on the tent?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!