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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #500 on: April 10, 2021, 03:42:08 pm »

Q.  How many cats pissed on the tent?


A. No cats, just Aguirre.

Q. Why did Junior need crayons?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #501 on: April 12, 2021, 10:03:03 pm »
A.  To escape her drab life with her parents.

Q.  Did she have a coloring book?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #502 on: April 13, 2021, 02:35:42 pm »

Q.  Did she have a coloring book?

A. No, the poor child had to colour on the empty cigarette packages her parents left all over the place.

Q. Had Monroe been married before Alma?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #503 on: April 19, 2021, 07:59:16 pm »
Q. Had Monroe been married before Alma?

A.  Nope!  She was the first to say "Yes!"

Q.  What was the name of Monroe and Alma's baby?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #504 on: April 20, 2021, 03:33:18 pm »

Q.  What was the name of Monroe and Alma's baby?

A. Very boring name: Monroe Jr.

Q. Did Lureen ever remarry?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #505 on: April 21, 2021, 05:43:33 pm »
Q. Did Lureen ever remarry?

A.  One husband was enough.

Q.  How did Ennis learn to shoot so well?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #506 on: April 22, 2021, 03:21:30 pm »

Q.  How did Ennis learn to shoot so well?

A. He and his brother practiced together, strongly encouraged by their father.

Q. Why did their parents miss that one curve in the road?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #507 on: April 22, 2021, 08:17:07 pm »
Q. Why did their parents miss that one curve in the road?

A.  His mother was doing something "unladylike" to her husband as he drove.  One of the earliest examples of distracted driving.

Q.  Is a tough old bird an overcooked chicken?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #508 on: April 23, 2021, 03:06:25 pm »

Q.  Is a tough old bird an overcooked chicken?

A. Sometimes, but not in this case.

Q. Why didn't Jack have any siblings?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #509 on: April 25, 2021, 08:40:45 pm »
Q. Why didn't Jack have any siblings?

A.  Because why continue after Jack?

Q.  did Jack and Ennis ever exchange Christmas gifts?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!