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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #520 on: May 09, 2021, 02:42:03 pm »

Q.  Did Pa Twist celebrate with her?

A. No way. He just spat in his cup and ordered her to serve him cherry cake.

Q. Why didn't Ennis want any cherry cake?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #521 on: May 12, 2021, 08:16:14 pm »
Q. Why didn't Ennis want any cherry cake?

A.  He didn't want nothin' to do with cherry.

Q.  Did Jack like his mom's baking?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #522 on: May 13, 2021, 03:16:12 pm »

Q.  Did Jack like his mom's baking?


A. Oh yes, he loved it. That's why he went up to give his dad a hand over the winter, instead of eloping with Ennis.

B. Did Cassie and Carl marry?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #523 on: May 14, 2021, 07:46:58 pm »
B. Did Cassie and Carl marry?

A.  Yes, but she never did understand why he took so many fishin' trips.

Q. Do herders still meet up on Brokeback?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #524 on: May 15, 2021, 03:00:37 pm »
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Q. Do herders still meet up on Brokeback?
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A. No, there are no more sheep to herd. It's become a touristy area, no more peace and quiet for herders to stem the rose.

Q. What happened to Bobby after Jack died?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #525 on: May 16, 2021, 06:59:57 pm »
Q. What happened to Bobby after Jack died?

A.  After finishing high school, he found a lucrative career as the famous drag queen, Lady Bunny.




Q.  What happened to Jenny?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #526 on: May 17, 2021, 04:39:57 pm »

Q.  What happened to Jenny?

A. She married a very old millionaire, finished him off, and led the luxury life forever after.

Q. Why aren't there any kitties in the movie?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #527 on: May 18, 2021, 05:05:02 pm »
Q. Why aren't there any kitties in the movie?

A.  I'm biting my tongue on this one.

Q.  Does Aguirre clean his trailer?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #528 on: May 19, 2021, 03:40:42 pm »
A.  I'm biting my tongue on this one.

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Q.  Does Aguirre clean his trailer?

A. Nope. That's why it looks like a pigsty. He has a lot to learn from you, Chuck!


Q. Why did Ennis tell Alma they were fishing buddies and not sheep herders?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #529 on: May 20, 2021, 12:25:41 pm »
Q. Why did Ennis tell Alma they were fishing buddies and not sheep herders?

A.  To protect the identities of the sheep

Q.  Did Jack & Ennis go out on dates?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!