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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #530 on: May 20, 2021, 02:37:33 pm »

Q.  Did Jack & Ennis go out on dates?


A. They tried a couple of times, but since Ennis insisted on wearing a brown paper bag over his head it wasn't much fun.


Q. If they had been able to marry, who would have been their groomsmen?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #531 on: May 21, 2021, 10:22:04 pm »
Q. If they had been able to marry, who would have been their groomsmen?

A.  The basque, Aguirre, Jimbo the rodeo clown, and Randall.

Q.  what happened between Ennis and Alma after the fight at the firework show?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #532 on: May 23, 2021, 02:04:34 pm »

Q.  what happened between Ennis and Alma after the fight at the firework show?

A. Nothing much. Ennis didn't mention it, and Alma didn't want to ask about it.


Q. Why are them soup boxes hard to pack?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #533 on: May 24, 2021, 11:24:55 pm »
Q. Why are them soup boxes hard to pack?

A.  Because they're square.

B.  what really happened to Jack's harmonica?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #534 on: May 25, 2021, 03:44:44 pm »

B.  what really happened to Jack's harmonica?

A. Aguirre smashed it because he thought it would scare them sheep.

Q. Why doesn't Lureen's mom say even one word at thanksgiving?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #535 on: May 25, 2021, 09:07:35 pm »
Q. Why doesn't Lureen's mom say even one word at thanksgiving?

A.  She was shocked into silence.

Q.  Did lightning hit any sheep that first summer on Brokeback?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #536 on: May 30, 2021, 01:46:43 pm »

Q.  Did lightning hit any sheep that first summer on Brokeback?

A. Yes, because Jack couldn't control the weather.


Q. Why did Aguirre spy on them?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #537 on: June 07, 2021, 08:28:56 pm »
Q. Why did Aguirre spy on them?

A.  Because he was a dirty old man.

Q.  Did Alma Jr. ever go to the trailer after getting married?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #538 on: June 11, 2021, 02:21:42 pm »

Q.  Did Alma Jr. ever go to the trailer after getting married?

A. Yes, to tell Ennis that she was pregnant.


Q. Did she have a son or a daughter?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #539 on: June 12, 2021, 05:02:49 pm »
Q. Did she have a son or a daughter?

A.  She had a daughter.  Alma Jr. Jr.

Q.  Did Bobby have kids?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!