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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #540 on: June 13, 2021, 04:05:38 pm »

Q.  Did Bobby have kids?

A. No, but he had a lot of kitties. For he loved a little kittie.

Q. Why did LD think that boys should watch football?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #541 on: June 14, 2021, 03:00:45 pm »
Q. Why did LD think that boys should watch football?

A.  To make them manly.  He didn't realize it could also change them into cheerleaders.

Q.  What type of soup is in the boxes?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #542 on: June 14, 2021, 03:36:41 pm »

Q.  What type of soup is in the boxes?

A. The absolutely cheapest soup Aguirre was able to find.

Q. Did they see any beautiful sunsets on Brokeback?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #543 on: June 15, 2021, 09:12:31 pm »
Q. Did they see any beautiful sunsets on Brokeback?

A.  They were too busy watching the sheep

Q.  Did they ever shear the sheep?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #544 on: June 16, 2021, 04:03:13 pm »

Q.  Did they ever shear the sheep?

A. No, Aguirre wanted to do that himself. He was afraid they'd steal the wool and make a love nest from it.

Q. What happened to the dead sheep Ennis found that morning?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #545 on: June 16, 2021, 04:40:24 pm »
Q. What happened to the dead sheep Ennis found that morning?

A.  They mixed it with the boxed soup.

Q.  How many dogs were on the mountain with them?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #546 on: June 16, 2021, 06:13:41 pm »

Q.  How many dogs were on the mountain with them?

A. Three, in case of a "three dog night" happening.

Q. What could Ennis do if he had three hands?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #547 on: June 17, 2021, 06:05:34 pm »
Q. What could Ennis do if he had three hands?


A. He could wipe Jenny's nose, feed three calves at the same time, untangle the Chilean sheep faster. Among other things.


Q. Why did Ennis tell Alma they were fishing buddies and not sheepherders?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #548 on: June 19, 2021, 11:56:34 am »
Q. Why did Ennis tell Alma they were fishing buddies and not sheepherders?


A.  He thought it was more believeable.

Q.  Did Jack pick out the purple chairs in his home?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #549 on: June 21, 2021, 02:31:45 pm »

Q.  Did Jack pick out the purple chairs in his home?

A. Yes he did. For some reason he didn't quite understand they reminded him of Ennis.

Q. Why did OMT spit in a cup? So disgusting!!  >:(

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