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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #60 on: May 09, 2006, 02:53:16 pm »
Q: Why did Ennis think the tent didn't look right? 

A: The interiour decoration was missing: no pics of horses or mountains, no empty beer bottles, no full ashtray.

Q: Why did Jimbo reject Jack?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #61 on: May 09, 2006, 03:28:09 pm »
Q: Why did Jimbo reject Jack?

A: Because he thought knowing Jack would blow his chances of keeping his barrell job.

Q: Why did L.D. Newsome hate Jack's guts?
 

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #62 on: May 09, 2006, 04:31:37 pm »
: Why did L.D. Newsome hate Jack's guts?

A: because they were in alot better shape than his.

Q:Why did Joe Aguirre pick sheep?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #63 on: May 09, 2006, 05:33:08 pm »
Q:Why did Joe Aguirre pick sheep?

A: Because he couldn't pick the guitar like me...

Q: Why is ARAD-3 so cute?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #64 on: May 09, 2006, 05:39:11 pm »
Q: Why is ARAD-3 so cute?


A; cause your on top of me...


Q: why did'nt Ennis play an instrument ?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #65 on: May 09, 2006, 05:44:36 pm »
Q: why did'nt Ennis play an instrument ?

A: Because they had so much stuff to bring up to the mountain, he couldn't carry a tune...

Q: Why did Jack pound on Ennis's shirt when he was washing it at the creek?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #66 on: May 09, 2006, 11:27:38 pm »
Nice one Acousticmen! (couldn't he carry a tune?  ;D)

Q: Why did Jack pound on Ennis's shirt when he was washing it at the creek?

A:  Because it was the closest he could come at that moment to pounding Ennis;  first, he'd have to pound it and then wring it!  Pretty satisfying if you ask me!  :P

Q:  Why did Lureen become a bleach-blonde?  ???


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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #67 on: May 10, 2006, 01:33:45 am »
Good one Lucise!

Q:  Why did Lureen become a bleach-blonde?

A: The director told her it was either that or a fake mustache, side burns, liver spots, or wrinkles...

Q: Why did Jack's father know where Brokeback Mountain was?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #68 on: May 10, 2006, 09:27:28 am »
Q: Why did Jack's father know where Brokeback Mountain was?

A: He had herded sheep there one summer with Joe Aguirre. They was good friends...

Q: Why don't Texans drink coffee?  ???


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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #69 on: May 10, 2006, 10:25:43 am »
Q: Why don't Texans drink coffee?

A:They do, but not if its offered  in between a four year reunion kiss and a motel.

Q;Why did Ennis always turn his back to Jack after sex?
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