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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #70 on: May 10, 2006, 12:58:14 pm »
Q;Why did Ennis always turn his back to Jack after sex?

A: Because it was Jack's turn......

Q: Why did they name the mountain Brokeback Mountain?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #71 on: May 10, 2006, 05:02:05 pm »
Q: Why did they name the mountain Brokeback Mountain?

A:  Because Summer of Lustful, Romantic, Force of Nature, Soul Partner in a Tent Mountain was too long to say.

Q:  Why did Ennis "Beam" Alma with snow while they were sledding?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #72 on: May 10, 2006, 10:03:31 pm »
Why did Ennis "Beam" Alma with snow while they were sledding?

A:Alma was starting to get a little frisky so he had to cool her down

Q:Why did Chris get voted off American idol?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #73 on: May 10, 2006, 10:19:29 pm »
Q:Why did Chris get voted off American idol?

A:  I don't know!!!!  I am so bummed!  He was my favorite.  Not only was he handsome but he could sing like no other!  Oh wait...that's not an answer,
 is it?.....

A:  Because everyone that had a real ear for true talent forgot to call in during the alloted time?

Q:  Where did Ennis get the last hat we see him wear?  ???

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #74 on: May 10, 2006, 11:00:42 pm »
Q:  Where did Ennis get the last hat we see him wear?

A: He got it at Granny and Jedd Clampets garage sale.


Q:What trailer park did Ennis move into to?
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« Reply #75 on: May 10, 2006, 11:06:04 pm »
Q: What trailer park did Ennis move into to?

A: Bettermost Trailer Park

Q: Why did Jack wear briefs and not boxers?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #76 on: May 10, 2006, 11:19:40 pm »
Q: Why did Jack wear briefs and not boxers?

A: cause he wore his fathers hand me downs

Q:Where did Joe Aguirre live?
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« Reply #77 on: May 11, 2006, 02:21:13 pm »
Q:Where did Joe Aguirre live?

A: With his mother!

Q;Where did his father live?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #78 on: May 11, 2006, 03:45:53 pm »
Q;Where did his father live?

 A:his father lives with his mother

Q: what does old Joe do for fun?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #79 on: May 11, 2006, 05:31:11 pm »
 
Q: what does old Joe do for fun?

A: He uses his buy-knock-you-larz for entertainment purposes because he does not have adult cable or a DVD player to to watch porn.

Q: Why did Jack redline it all the way?