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Topic: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game (Read 400870 times)
acoustic man
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Posts: 178
Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
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Reply #70 on:
May 10, 2006, 12:58:14 pm »
Q;Why did Ennis always turn his back to Jack after sex?
A: Because it was Jack's turn......
Q: Why did they name the mountain Brokeback Mountain?
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MtBecky
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Posts: 158
Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
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Reply #71 on:
May 10, 2006, 05:02:05 pm »
Q: Why did they name the mountain Brokeback Mountain?
A: Because Summer of Lustful, Romantic, Force of Nature, Soul Partner in a Tent Mountain was too long to say.
Q: Why did Ennis "Beam" Alma with snow while they were sledding?
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acoustic man
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Posts: 178
Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
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Why did Ennis "Beam" Alma with snow while they were sledding?
A:Alma was starting to get a little frisky so he had to cool her down
Q:Why did Chris get voted off American idol?
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MtBecky
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
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Q:Why did Chris get voted off American idol?
A: I don't know!!!! I am so bummed! He was my favorite. Not only was he handsome but he could sing like no other! Oh wait...that's not an answer,
is it?.....
A: Because everyone that had a real ear for true talent forgot to call in during the alloted time?
Q: Where did Ennis get the last hat we see him wear?
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Arad-3
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
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Q: Where did Ennis get the last hat we see him wear?
A: He got it at Granny and Jedd Clampets garage sale.
Q:What trailer park did Ennis move into to?
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acoustic man
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
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May 10, 2006, 11:06:04 pm »
Q: What trailer park did Ennis move into to?
A: Bettermost Trailer Park
Q: Why did Jack wear briefs and not boxers?
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GG
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
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Q: Why did Jack wear briefs and not boxers?
A: cause he wore his fathers hand me downs
Q:Where did Joe Aguirre live?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
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Q:Where did Joe Aguirre live?
A: With his mother!
Q;Where did his father live?
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GG
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
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May 11, 2006, 03:45:53 pm »
Q;Where did his father live?
A:his father lives with
his mother
Q: what does old Joe do for fun?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
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May 11, 2006, 05:31:11 pm »
Q: what does old Joe do for fun?
A: He uses his buy-knock-you-larz for entertainment purposes because he does not have adult cable or a DVD player to to watch porn.
Q: Why did Jack redline it all the way?
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