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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #150 on: April 21, 2007, 02:42:44 am »
Q: Why did Jack and Ennis drive pick up trucks?

A: Because they needed extra legroom for their showers.

Q: Why did Cassie choose The Devil's Right Hand for her inaugural dance with Ennis?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #151 on: April 21, 2007, 09:27:08 am »

  Q  Why did Cassie choose The Devils Right Hand for her Inaugural dance with

       Ennis?


   A   Because she knew he had just washed his left hand, and he couldnt do any

        thing with it.

   Q   Why did LD, walk bent sideways when he came back from switching the tv

         off?



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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #152 on: July 24, 2008, 12:26:41 pm »
Q: Why did LD, walk bent sideways when he came back from switching the tv  off?

A: Because stud ducks always swim in circles around their little pond. (Actually he was turning the tv ON, it was Jack who was turning it OFF)


Q: When there is a lightning storm in Lightning Flat do you say it is lightning, or it is lightninging??

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #153 on: July 24, 2008, 01:53:12 pm »

Q: When there is a lightning storm in Lightning Flat do you say it is lightning, or it is lightninging??


A: You don't say nuthn, ma'm. You wait until you have a flat in Lightning Flat and additionally there's a lightning storm. Then you utter three solemn Yee-Haws in honor of 1) Ennis&Jack, 2) Annie& Ang, 3) Heath&Jake.


Q: What does Fayette Newsome do with her hair at night?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #154 on: August 26, 2008, 11:57:25 am »
Q: What does Fayette Newsome do with her hair at night?


She lets out that tight ass bun, and lets them snakes writhe around a while.



How can it be that "If you don't got nuthin', you don't want nuthin'?"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #155 on: March 18, 2010, 02:56:18 am »





How can it be that "If you don't got nuthin', you don't want nuthin'?"

Because if you already got somethin, you don't need any more of it.

How far is it from Lightnin flat to thunder flat.?





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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #156 on: March 21, 2010, 07:32:18 pm »
How far is it from Lightnin flat to thunder flat.?

Depends on how hot the chilli was.

If you can lead Cigar Butt to water, how come he won't drink?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #157 on: March 22, 2010, 01:12:03 am »
How far is it from Lightnin flat to thunder flat.?

Depends on how hot the chilli was.

If you can lead Cigar Butt to water, how come he won't drink?
It seems to always put out his fire.

Why do Ennis and Jack always drink Old Roses whiskey?



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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #158 on: March 22, 2010, 09:12:24 am »

Why do Ennis and Jack always drink Old Roses whiskey?

'Cause "Old Tulips" whiskey has too many sexual connotations.

Do ya ever think that Jack & Ennis wore each other's clothes?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #159 on: April 10, 2010, 03:45:14 am »



Do ya ever think that Jack & Ennis wore each other's clothes?

Sure they did, jeans are always going to fit you if you get them
damp enough.

How many times did they have a romp each day?




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