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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #450 on: February 23, 2021, 05:14:14 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 23, 2021, 04:05:13 pm

Q.  What would have Lureen's mating call sounded like?

A. Like this:

   



Q. Why was the apartment over the laundromat empty before Ennis and Alma moved in?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #451 on: February 23, 2021, 09:08:10 pm »
Quote from: Sason on February 23, 2021, 05:14:14 pm
Q. Why was the apartment over the laundromat empty before Ennis and Alma moved in?


A.  It was the scene of a murder/suicide.  I won't get into it, too grisly.

Q.  Why didn't Lureen's mother talk much in the movie?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #452 on: February 24, 2021, 12:39:50 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 23, 2021, 09:08:10 pm
Q.  Why didn't Lureen's mother talk much in the movie?

A. Her husband told her to "keep mum."

Q. What did Ennis keep in his creel case?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #453 on: February 24, 2021, 03:27:43 pm »
Quote from: Front-Ranger on February 24, 2021, 12:39:50 pm

Q. What did Ennis keep in his creel case?

A. An unused fishing line that hadn't touched water in its life. And some spuds and powdered milk in case they run out.

Q. Why did Jenny have asthma attacks?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #454 on: February 24, 2021, 06:46:32 pm »
Quote from: Sason on February 24, 2021, 03:27:43 pm
Q. Why did Jenny have asthma attacks?

A.  Result of exposure to Ennis' and Alma's second hand smoke.

Q.  Whatever happened to Bobby?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #455 on: February 25, 2021, 01:21:31 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 24, 2021, 06:46:32 pm

Q.  Whatever happened to Bobby?


A. He grew up, killed his grandfather, married his grandmother and moved to Mexico. Where it's warm.

Q. Why didn't the Basque find another job where he didn't have to put up with Aguirre?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #456 on: February 25, 2021, 05:09:45 pm »
Quote from: Sason on February 25, 2021, 01:21:31 pm
Q. Why didn't the Basque find another job where he didn't have to put up with Aguirre?

A.  Because he was a masochist!

Q.  Did Aguirre ever find ranchers he liked?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #457 on: February 26, 2021, 05:37:53 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 25, 2021, 05:09:45 pm
Q.  Did Aguirre ever find ranchers he liked?

A. No! People like Aguirre never like anything or anyone.

Q. If Ennis and Alma had had a boy, what would his name have been?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #458 on: February 27, 2021, 12:58:15 am »
Quote from: Sason on February 26, 2021, 05:37:53 pm
Q. If Ennis and Alma had had a boy, what would his name have been?


A.  Duh!  Ennis Jr.

Q.  How many cats pissed on the tent?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #459 on: February 27, 2021, 04:49:14 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 27, 2021, 12:58:15 am

Q.  How many cats pissed on the tent?

A. None. Aguierre had poured some artificial cat piss smelling stuff onto it, just to make them miserable.

Q. How many of the Chilean sheep did they bring down the mountain?
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