Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3393357 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4860 on: September 17, 2009, 06:59:52 pm »
Neither one of them had a lot of clothes
and they shed what they wore to stem the rose
But somebody watched them
a man willing to condemn

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4861 on: September 17, 2009, 09:24:22 pm »
Neither one of them had a lot of clothes
and they shed what they wore to stem the rose
But somebody watched them
a man willing to condemn,
While they shared an embrace and a doze.
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4862 on: September 18, 2009, 10:09:26 am »
A drunken phone call from Ennis to Jack

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4863 on: September 18, 2009, 12:02:40 pm »
A drunken phone call from Ennis to Jack,
"Don't quit me, baby!  Please come back!"
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4864 on: September 18, 2009, 12:03:46 pm »
A drunken phone call from Ennis to Jack,
"Don't quit me, baby!  Please come back!"
Jack was quite stunned,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4865 on: September 18, 2009, 12:56:35 pm »
A drunken phone call from Ennis to Jack,
"Don't quit me, baby!  Please come back!"
Jack was quite stunned,
He wasn't being shunned
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4866 on: September 18, 2009, 03:12:26 pm »
A drunken phone call from Ennis to Jack,
"Don't quit me, baby!  Please come back!"
Jack was quite stunned,
He wasn't being shunned
But was his heart fit for one more roll in the sack?

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4867 on: September 18, 2009, 07:43:13 pm »
There was a young couple who played in the snow

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4868 on: September 18, 2009, 07:55:09 pm »

There was a young couple who played in the snow
pity Alma, for she didn't know


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4869 on: September 19, 2009, 06:27:11 am »
There was a young couple who played in the snow
pity Alma, for she didn't know
Ennis was already spoken for