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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 4130025 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4490 on: August 15, 2009, 04:46:51 pm »



They switched jobs up on the mountain.
Jack doin the cookin and Ennis, sheep countin'
Ennis liked the outdoors, Jack the can opener.
But meat Jack did prefer
Ennis killed an elk, so Jack wasnt poutin.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4491 on: August 17, 2009, 01:58:03 pm »
That first night in tent was a hoot!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4492 on: August 20, 2009, 08:29:37 am »
That first night in tent was a hoot!
Jack grabbed his hand like a pervy old coot,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4493 on: August 20, 2009, 08:58:03 am »

That first night in tent was a hoot!
Jack grabbed his hand like a pervy old coot,
Put En's hand on his cock
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4494 on: August 20, 2009, 09:10:53 am »
That first night in tent was a hoot!
Jack grabbed his hand like a pervy old coot,
Put En's hand on his cock
Which was hard as a rock
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4495 on: August 20, 2009, 09:27:13 am »

That first night in tent was a hoot!
Jack grabbed his hand like a pervy old coot,
Put En's hand on his cock
Which was hard as a rock
they ain't queer?  Huh, now that point was moot!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4496 on: August 20, 2009, 09:33:32 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4497 on: August 20, 2009, 10:21:39 am »
 ;)
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4498 on: August 21, 2009, 12:48:11 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on August 20, 2009, 09:27:13 am
That first night in tent was a hoot!
Jack grabbed his hand like a pervy old coot,
Put En's hand on his cock
Which was hard as a rock
they ain't queer?  Huh, now that point was moot!

 :laugh: I love it!  How about:


In the book, Ennis had his own truck
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4499 on: August 21, 2009, 01:35:16 pm »
In the book, Ennis had his own truck,
But when it broke down, he was shit out of luck,
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