Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 4114991 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4900 on: September 21, 2009, 04:46:44 pm »
Turns out Jack didn't know how to shoot
but turns out Ennis didn't really give a hoot
He shot them an elk
wished he had some fresh milk
that he could drink out of Jack's boot!

Yuck!!   :P



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4901 on: September 21, 2009, 04:49:18 pm »
They fell in love on a mountain,
It was somethin' on which they weren't countin'
Damned early snow - comin' down was hard
both men clinging to memories still unmarred
That summer together would be forever haunting

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4902 on: September 21, 2009, 04:50:45 pm »
Alma and Lureen thought they married straight men

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4903 on: September 21, 2009, 04:55:20 pm »
Alma and Lureen thought they married straight men
But in their own way they were great men,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4904 on: September 21, 2009, 04:58:33 pm »
Alma and Lureen thought they married straight men
But in their own way they were great men,
alas, not to their wives, though

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4905 on: September 21, 2009, 05:14:46 pm »
Alma and Lureen thought they married straight men
But in their own way they were great men,
alas, not to their wives, though
who thought they were so-so,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4906 on: September 21, 2009, 05:55:53 pm »
Alma and Lureen thought they married straight men
But in their own way they were great men,
alas, not to their wives, though
who thought they were so-so,
Because all they really wanted was to date men

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4907 on: September 21, 2009, 05:57:00 pm »
This Brokeback thing is never ending

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4908 on: September 21, 2009, 06:22:14 pm »
This Brokeback thing is never ending,
The hours and days we've been spending,
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4909 on: September 21, 2009, 07:59:51 pm »
This Brokeback thing is never ending,
The hours and days we've been spending,
It's been almost four years,