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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4730 on: September 11, 2009, 02:35:27 pm »
Said Ennis, "there are no reins on this one",
Down on his knees, but his praying all done,
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4731 on: September 11, 2009, 02:39:14 pm »

Said Ennis, "there are no reins on this one",
Down on his knees, but his praying all done,
Jack said "While you're down there....."


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4732 on: September 11, 2009, 02:51:31 pm »
Said Ennis, "there are no reins on this one",
Down on his knees, but his praying all done,
Jack said "While you're down there.....
I've got something you won't find on a mare"

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4733 on: September 11, 2009, 03:05:19 pm »

Said Ennis, "there are no reins on this one",
Down on his knees, but his praying all done,
Jack said "While you're down there.....
I've got something you won't find on a mare"
Then Ennis and Jack had some fun!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4734 on: September 11, 2009, 03:06:33 pm »
"Who's got the snowball?" he asked with a grin,
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4735 on: September 11, 2009, 03:18:30 pm »
"Who's got the snowball?" he asked with a grin,
trying to prevent it from spilling down his chin

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4736 on: September 11, 2009, 03:24:17 pm »
"Who's got the snowball?" he asked with a grin,
trying to prevent it from spilling down his chin.
That gooey wad of spunk,
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4737 on: September 11, 2009, 03:25:19 pm »
"Who's got the snowball?" he asked with a grin,
trying to prevent it from spilling down his chin.
That gooey wad of spunk
would never please a monk

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4738 on: September 11, 2009, 03:36:06 pm »
"Who's got the snowball?" he asked with a grin,
trying to prevent it from spilling down his chin.
That gooey wad of spunk
would never please a monk,
Who would consider snowballing a sin!
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4739 on: September 11, 2009, 04:01:25 pm »
LOL Donna!!!

This is fun!!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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