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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3370879 times)

Offline ifyoucantfixit

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5860 on: March 28, 2010, 05:14:25 pm »
L D wouldn't let Jack carve the turkey,
His Stud Duck rules were rather murky,
He thought that his word was the rule.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5861 on: March 28, 2010, 05:35:38 pm »
L D wouldn't let Jack carve the turkey,
His Stud Duck rules were rather murky,
He thought that his word was the rule
and regarded Jack as quite the fool
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5862 on: March 28, 2010, 06:18:07 pm »
L D wouldn't let Jack carve the turkey,
His Stud Duck rules were rather murky,
He thought that his word was the rule
and regarded Jack as quite the fool
But 'twas L D who'd soon be proven jerky.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5863 on: March 29, 2010, 01:12:23 am »


Jack left Texas to see if he could connect with Ennis.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5864 on: March 29, 2010, 03:00:42 pm »
Jack left Texas to see if he could connect with Ennis.
and by connect, he meant grab his penis
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5865 on: March 29, 2010, 03:45:47 pm »
Jack left Texas to see if he could connect with Ennis.
and by connect, he meant grab his penis
But alas, Ennis didn't want it
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5866 on: March 31, 2010, 09:59:12 am »
Jack left Texas to see if he could connect with Ennis.
and by connect, he meant grab his penis
But alas, Ennis didn't want it,
So, he went to show John it,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5867 on: March 31, 2010, 03:11:51 pm »
Jack left Texas to see if he could connect with Ennis.
and by connect, he meant grab his penis
But alas, Ennis didn't want it,
So, he went to show John it
Sadly enough, there was always the risk of menace
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5868 on: March 31, 2010, 03:12:29 pm »
The bear spooked the goddamn mules
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5869 on: March 31, 2010, 03:22:49 pm »
The bear spooked the goddamn mules,
Who ran off like a couple of fools,
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