Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[zephaniah]

You may kiss the bride, the preacher instructed,
If you don't, I will, he then conducted,
the rest of the service

[southendmd]

You may kiss the bride, the preacher instructed,
If you don't, I will, he then conducted,
The rest of the service
Made Ennis quite nervous,

[Sason]

You may kiss the bride, the preacher instructed,
If you don't, I will, he then conducted,
The rest of the service
Made Ennis quite nervous
He wished he could've Jack abducted

[zephaniah]

While riding their horses in the river one day

[southendmd]

While riding their horses in the river one day
Jack slyly suggested a roll in the hay,

[Monika]

While riding their horses in the river one day
Jack slyly suggested a roll in the hay,
Ennis took him up on his offer

[ifyoucantfixit]

While riding their horses in the river one day
Jack slyly suggested a roll in the hay,
Ennis took him up on his offer
At the end neither one had suffered.

[zephaniah]

While riding their horses in the river one day
Jack slyly suggested a roll in the hay,
Ennis took him up on his offer
At the end neither one had suffered
and the fish were not jumpin anyway

[zephaniah]

There once was a cowboy named Jack

[Lynne]

There once was a cowboy named Jack
Ridin bulls, endin up on his back