Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Sason]

The bear spooked the goddamn mules,
Who ran off like a couple of fools,
All they got left was beans

[southendmd]

The bear spooked the goddamn mules,
Who ran off like a couple of fools,
All they got left was beans
And hot-riveted jeans,

[Sason]

The bear spooked the goddamn mules,
Who ran off like a couple of fools,
All they got left was beans
And hot-riveted jeans,
They didn't follow Aguirres stupid rules

[SuperDistortion]

Is it me or is Ennis a sexual name

[ifyoucantfixit]

Is it me or is Ennis a sexual name
It sure seemed to bring him much renown and fame

[Lynne]

Is it me or is Ennis a sexual name
It sure seemed to bring him much renown and fame
One could add a 'P'

[Sason]

Is it me or is Ennis a sexual name
It sure seemed to bring him much renown and fame
One could add a 'P'
and find out what it then would B

[gwyllion]

Is it me or is Ennis a sexual name?
It sure seemed to bring him much renown and fame.
One could add a 'P',
and find out what it then would B,
Or add D and make him play a menace's game.

[ifyoucantfixit]

   There is always time for elk and beans?

[Sophia]

   There is always time for elk and beans?
    Absolutely, and some fire and canteens